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Feb 14, 2006 01:26

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compulsive beholder duhclap February 18 2006, 09:45:51 UTC

1. certain furry matarials rubbed against my upper lip remind me of my mothers breast. how do i remember? i don't. its a sensual memory.
2. rope: sometimes i tie a clove hitch around my wrist (or elsewhere) with good heavy rope and tighten it. it feels great. why? dunno but i like it.
3. i used to always think i had a nail driven into my sole. i'd have to take my shoes off and check. there was never anything there. not even a bloody shard of glass.
4. i count crows but i don't know the rhyme so i don't know if my luck is gonna be good or bad. and i don't wanna know. and anyway - i think to myself - i LIKE crows so there won't be any bad luck for me.
5. i fall for people who make me laugh a lot. dammit. thats NOT funny. don't try this at home unless you're a masochist by nature. ha ha ouch ha ha ouch fuck - that hurts!

Re: compulsive beholder duhclap February 28 2006, 17:43:53 UTC

mmmm. The wrist thing? yeah. Ive got those too. I spend great amounts of time rubbing things against my wrists. Mmmmmm fun.

hmmm...your from the K-woo...doo I know you?

Re: compulsive beholder duhclap March 3 2006, 13:51:30 UTC

do you think maybe we beheld each other somewhere...compulsively. could be i guess. sometimes theres a lucky coincidence like that.

Re: compulsive beholder ragbagchud April 2 2006, 17:50:27 UTC

anything is possible, but not always probable and sometimes is is actually just feces.

Re: compulsive beholder duhclap May 4 2006, 16:26:56 UTC

Just feces? Whaddaya mean JUST feces. Did you actually know i was studying scatology or was that just a lucky guess? Who the hell are you man? That just freakin' AMAZING!!!! Are you planning on coming back to K/W. We're just gonna HAVE to hook up!!! Tell me when and where and we'll meat CHUD.

Re: compulsive beholder ragbagchud May 7 2006, 15:11:25 UTC

AHAHAHA!!!RAWK! Well, I shall indeedy be heading back that away in the near future, I shall indeedy be in the K towny soon, I shall indeedy come to meet you, and we shall discuss the skat and the skid and all other things most wonderful!

I have some travellin to do, places to go, the world to explore! By the end of summer I should be about...

Re: compulsive beholder duhclap May 9 2006, 05:04:03 UTC

SHIT (so to speak). Too bad you won't be back sooner. I have to go back to the Magdelene Islands at the end of the summer. To wrap up part 2 of my explorations grant on the study of bat scat.. Last summer I went there spelunking in what was supposed to be an abandoned bat-cave. Win a bat cave. I was suppossed to

Re: compulsive beholder duhclap May 9 2006, 06:24:27 UTC

ha ha second times lucky!!!

Re: compulsive beholder ragbagchud May 11 2006, 17:33:23 UTC

Where are the magdalene islands? You really get to study bat shit? Thats awsome!!!

Re: compulsive beholder duhclap May 20 2006, 16:50:30 UTC

Yes ma'am. I do get to study bat shit. Not many people are impressed by the fact. I'm glad you are. Lots of folks are all snobby and grossed out. Lots of people just don't seem to know how fascinateing everything is. James Joyces dying words were "Dirt is beautiful." How cool is that? And how true. The Magdalene Islands are just Northeast of P.E.I. They're part of Quebec. The're isolated and they've been around a long long ime. Did you say when you're coming back to K-wooo?

Re: compulsive beholder duhclap May 9 2006, 06:21:11 UTC

Too bad you won't be here sooner. I got to get back to the Magdelene Islands. The ocean is wild there. I'm working on part 2 of a Canada Council Explorations grant on the analysis of bat scat. The monies ok. Leaving the first Monday in August. Don't know how long. Did part 1 of my research there last summer. Went spelunking down a echoy cave that the locals say used to be a huge vampire bat community. So anyway, when I studied their scat it turned out that these bats had been eating a diet of human-style food. I mean ..like...fine wines and prime cuts of lamb with mint garnishes and shit. I even found nicotine molecules in their scat from seriously expensive Cuban cigars. Those are the facts I presented in part 1. Now the Canada Council wants me to go back and try to figure out what kind of social interaction could have possibly been going on between the bat community and the human one. I mean - what are we supposed to infer from this shit? Which means I have to spend the season interviewing the locals - and every freakin' one of them ( ... )

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