So, a greek orthodox priest from Greece doesn't speak great english. He's doing his master's thesis in the US, gets lost driving his car, and stops to ask for directions in downtown Tampa. What's the logical conclusion someone should draw from this fellow trying to get help? How about...
GAY ARAB TERRORIST
That's right, everyone knows when a foreigner utters the word 'help' what they actually mean is 'give me gay sex before I blow you up for holy Allah.' and the proper response is to hit them with a tire iron over the head, chase them down, detain them, and call 911. Step in, mighty Bruce, a marine in the US reserves who did just that:
http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2009/11/the_dangers_of_anti-muslim_ste.php http://commonsensecaucus.blogspot.com/2009/11/mad-about-boys-jasen-bruce.html Woops, I guess that gay panic defense was just a lie:
http://madabouttheboys.blogspot.com/2008/10/jasen-bruce.html