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I find that I am actually scared to eat too many bananas. Afraid I might turn yellow, I suppose. But really, eating too much fruit seems akin to overdosing on vitamins to me. My body just can't handle too much dietary goodness.
Either I was cranky after so little sleep, a shopping excursion, and a disappointing first half of Breaking Dawn, or I noticed an unusual amount of idiots at Jewel today.
Example #1
Customer: I can't seem to find the Manwich anywhere! Which heading would you categorize it under?
Me: Oh. It's further down the aisle, underneath the chili. *points*
Customer: Thanks. *shuffles down five feet, stares for about three seconds at the tomato sauce*. I'm still having trouble finding it.
Me: Let me show you. *walks him down to the Manwich*. It's underneath the chili.
Customer: Oh! I was looking entirely in the wrong place!
He was quite campy and exaggerative and pathetic.
Example #2
Other employee: Which aisle is the seltzer water in?
Me: Aisle 8.
Other employee: Is it with the other water.
Me: Aisle 8.
Other employee: Because there's this customer that---
Me: It's in Aisle 8.
Really! She was a grown woman! And then there was this man that apparently can't read the tags and figure out that STEAK AND BAKED POTATO is not CHICKEN AND WILD RICE and is therefor NOT ON SALE. Real hard, right? Boo.
Either I was cranky after so little sleep, a shopping excursion, and a disappointing first half of Breaking Dawn, or I noticed an unusual amount of idiots at Jewel today.
Example #1
Customer: I can't seem to find the Manwich anywhere! Which heading would you categorize it under?
Me: Oh. It's further down the aisle, underneath the chili. *points*
Customer: Thanks. *shuffles down five feet, stares for about three seconds at the tomato sauce*. I'm still having trouble finding it.
Me: Let me show you. *walks him down to the Manwich*. It's underneath the chili.
Customer: Oh! I was looking entirely in the wrong place!
He was quite campy and exaggerative and pathetic.
Example #2
Other employee: Which aisle is the seltzer water in?
Me: Aisle 8.
Other employee: Is it with the other water.
Me: Aisle 8.
Other employee: Because there's this customer that---
Me: It's in Aisle 8.
Really! She was a grown woman! And then there was this man that apparently can't read the tags and figure out that STEAK AND BAKED POTATO is not CHICKEN AND WILD RICE and is therefor NOT ON SALE. Real hard, right? Boo.