Public Service Announcement
This announcement has been made in response to the continued threat of Terrorist Attack. Terrorism is the greatest evil that todays western world faces.
As a result of tireless police investigations, it has been found that certain factors are causing terrorism to grow at an unchecked rate, this factors have been listed below:
- Civil Rights
- Freedom of Speech
- Thought Crime
- Education
In response to these threats the above things have been deemed illegal by Our Esteemed Leader Big Brother Blair.
Furthermore it is suspected that factors that can facilitate terrorism such as:
- Clothing
- Liquid (including Breast Milk, Diahorrea, Vomit)
- Technology
- Weaponry
- Shoes
- Toothpaste
These items which are clearly dangerous to public safety have also been deemed illegal by Our Esteemed Leader Big Brother Blair.
It has been noted that Liquid is a new addition to this list, this is because it is suspected that liquids such as water, diahorrea, breast milk, and others are in fact forms of explosive that can be employed by the terrorist threat to threaten the way of life of ordinary decent civilians.
In order to enforce the laws detailed above, police have been granted powers to perform full body cavity searches, house searches, without warrants, on site, for any reason. In the interest of public safety it is encouraged that you move into the secure facilities formerly known as H.M.P.s that are positioned throughout the country, ask at your local police station for details on your local H.M.P. facility and ask for immediate incarceration in afformentioned facility.
Punishment for any of these crimes, including being found to be wearing clothes, having diahorrea, producing breast milk, possesing any form of technology are all punishable by instant execution by your local law enforcement agent. Obstructing law enforcement agents in their duty such as trying to prevent full cavity body searches of yourself or anyone else is also punishable by execution by your local law enforcement agent.
Due to the possibility that these new laws could result in over burdening the already strained judicial system, all courts of law have been disbanded and made illegal, as have all of those who are employed in related vocations:
- judges
- solicitors
- barristers
- Q.C.s
The only exception to the above law is the wife of Our Esteemed Leader Big Brother Blair, the Honorable Lady Blair who has now been given a new titles to represent changing roles:
- Supreme Inquisitor
- Grand Judge
- High Exectioner
As democracy is now considered a tool of Terrorism, all Politicians and pollitical officials that are not current members of the cabinet are wanted for acts of terrorism, encouraging terrorism and aiding those involved in terrorist activities. Any law enforcement officer who sees any of these people is to execute on sight.
It is understood that Our Esteemed Leader Big Brother Blair's benevolent uncle The Esteemed Leader Lord Bush has already implemented these restricitions with the further addendum of the candle wax test:
Any person whose skin is found to be darker than undyed candle wax is to be executed on site for fear of being a terrorist. It is thought that this law will be implemented in this country as soon as enough law enforcement officers of correct breeding have been employed to replace those that will be executed when this test is put into effect.
On one further note, as this Announcement constitutes technology and education, it is therefore illegal to read this broadcast and in doing so you are guilty of engaging in terrorist activities and should hand yourself in to your nearest law enforcement agent immediately.
This has been a Public Service Announcement brought to you by:
Our Esteemed Leader Big Brother Blair
I would like to say that this is a work of fiction (although I wonder for how long that will remain true). I am not a terrorist, I am a socialist, I beleive that these 'terrorists' are not the mad crazy obsessives that the media nad government make out but are people fighting for a cause that is not being investigated, that these people are reasonable (at least for the most part) and diplomatic routes ought to be investigated. I remain a staunch opposer to Tony Blair, his policies and his cabinet. I am staunchly opposed to George W. Bush and those that support him in his office. I beleive that war is a product of fear (especially white man's fear). I beleive that there is no need for war in this world, or for those who institute it. I would like to say that it is not just disappointing, but disgraceful that Labour have become a right-wing party leaving their life long supporters with no representation in a time when a champion of the people is needed in this country.
A little explination for foreigners:
Solicitors, Barristers & Q.C.s are all types of Lawyer
H.M.P. stands for Her Majesty's Prison
Cherie Blair is the wife of Tony Blair and a Barrister
The Cabinet is a collection of the most powerful politicians in the current government (they are members of the party that is in power (currently Labour))
I would like to site the often used phrase:
"One Man's Terrorist is another man's freedom fighter."
I would also like you to consider;
"One man's government is another man's opressor."
If you have any questions, please leave a comment.
As a result of tireless police investigations, it has been found that certain factors are causing terrorism to grow at an unchecked rate, this factors have been listed below:
- Civil Rights
- Freedom of Speech
- Thought Crime
- Education
In response to these threats the above things have been deemed illegal by Our Esteemed Leader Big Brother Blair.
Furthermore it is suspected that factors that can facilitate terrorism such as:
- Clothing
- Liquid (including Breast Milk, Diahorrea, Vomit)
- Technology
- Weaponry
- Shoes
- Toothpaste
These items which are clearly dangerous to public safety have also been deemed illegal by Our Esteemed Leader Big Brother Blair.
It has been noted that Liquid is a new addition to this list, this is because it is suspected that liquids such as water, diahorrea, breast milk, and others are in fact forms of explosive that can be employed by the terrorist threat to threaten the way of life of ordinary decent civilians.
In order to enforce the laws detailed above, police have been granted powers to perform full body cavity searches, house searches, without warrants, on site, for any reason. In the interest of public safety it is encouraged that you move into the secure facilities formerly known as H.M.P.s that are positioned throughout the country, ask at your local police station for details on your local H.M.P. facility and ask for immediate incarceration in afformentioned facility.
Punishment for any of these crimes, including being found to be wearing clothes, having diahorrea, producing breast milk, possesing any form of technology are all punishable by instant execution by your local law enforcement agent. Obstructing law enforcement agents in their duty such as trying to prevent full cavity body searches of yourself or anyone else is also punishable by execution by your local law enforcement agent.
Due to the possibility that these new laws could result in over burdening the already strained judicial system, all courts of law have been disbanded and made illegal, as have all of those who are employed in related vocations:
- judges
- solicitors
- barristers
- Q.C.s
The only exception to the above law is the wife of Our Esteemed Leader Big Brother Blair, the Honorable Lady Blair who has now been given a new titles to represent changing roles:
- Supreme Inquisitor
- Grand Judge
- High Exectioner
As democracy is now considered a tool of Terrorism, all Politicians and pollitical officials that are not current members of the cabinet are wanted for acts of terrorism, encouraging terrorism and aiding those involved in terrorist activities. Any law enforcement officer who sees any of these people is to execute on sight.
It is understood that Our Esteemed Leader Big Brother Blair's benevolent uncle The Esteemed Leader Lord Bush has already implemented these restricitions with the further addendum of the candle wax test:
Any person whose skin is found to be darker than undyed candle wax is to be executed on site for fear of being a terrorist. It is thought that this law will be implemented in this country as soon as enough law enforcement officers of correct breeding have been employed to replace those that will be executed when this test is put into effect.
On one further note, as this Announcement constitutes technology and education, it is therefore illegal to read this broadcast and in doing so you are guilty of engaging in terrorist activities and should hand yourself in to your nearest law enforcement agent immediately.
This has been a Public Service Announcement brought to you by:
Our Esteemed Leader Big Brother Blair
I would like to say that this is a work of fiction (although I wonder for how long that will remain true). I am not a terrorist, I am a socialist, I beleive that these 'terrorists' are not the mad crazy obsessives that the media nad government make out but are people fighting for a cause that is not being investigated, that these people are reasonable (at least for the most part) and diplomatic routes ought to be investigated. I remain a staunch opposer to Tony Blair, his policies and his cabinet. I am staunchly opposed to George W. Bush and those that support him in his office. I beleive that war is a product of fear (especially white man's fear). I beleive that there is no need for war in this world, or for those who institute it. I would like to say that it is not just disappointing, but disgraceful that Labour have become a right-wing party leaving their life long supporters with no representation in a time when a champion of the people is needed in this country.
A little explination for foreigners:
Solicitors, Barristers & Q.C.s are all types of Lawyer
H.M.P. stands for Her Majesty's Prison
Cherie Blair is the wife of Tony Blair and a Barrister
The Cabinet is a collection of the most powerful politicians in the current government (they are members of the party that is in power (currently Labour))
I would like to site the often used phrase:
"One Man's Terrorist is another man's freedom fighter."
I would also like you to consider;
"One man's government is another man's opressor."
If you have any questions, please leave a comment.