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Oct 21, 2009 23:46

Okay so, I have to say I had the weirdest conversations in a while tonight when we went to the pub.

Topic #1: About killer condoms and Germany. Do they sell killer condoms in Germany and which participant do they kill, the wearer or the "receiver"?
Conclusion: Arla will investigate the matter if she goes to Berlin in January.

Topic #2: About closets, Shakira and Narnia. They showed the She Wolf video at the pub, and as she sings in the chorus "There's a She Wolf in the closet" I commented that she's so far in the closet that her ass shows up in Narnia, and that's how it all began.... like, if you're stuck in Narnia, how do you get past Shakira's ass to get to the closet, do you have to go through it?
Conclusion: You don't have to go through Shakira to get to Narnia, and Shakira's ass is not in Joni's closet.

Topic #3: About me and sandwiches. If I was sandwich filling who would be the bottom half of the bread and who'd be the top half? And is it actually the top and bottom half or front and back half?
Conclusion: No conclusion.

Topic #4: About origins of shoujo-ish anime. Are most shoujo-ish animes based on hentai games or not, and how can you know if you don't have any knowledge of such games? More importantly, do you even WANT to know?
Conclusion: Me and Maria resolved everything by acting out this sequence, without actual props mind you: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU3JVJHWoIw, and YES that indeed resolves everything.

Topic #5: About temporary pain and continuous temporarity. Joni said he had snorted salt once and it caused temporary pain. Is all pain temporary and even if you're in pain all your life, is it still temporary since (presumably) it'll end once you die?
Conclusion: Pain is temporary to the point where you are in pain more often than not, in that case not feeling pain is what is temporary.

Topic #6: You don't give a fuck?
Conclusion: Sometimes.
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