1. my friend mike is in a band youd probably like. they have a show friday and im taking evan. 2. i have a ton of bass strings you can have that my bro left behind.
WTF MY EYES ASSHOLE MY BOSS IS RAPING A CRUCIFIX AND JESUS ATE MY CAT AND THEN HE KICKED ME CAUSING ME TO DROP THE SANDWICH I WAS HOLDING AND THEN I WAS BANNED FROM MCDONALDS AND I GOT DEPORTED TO ZIMBABWE WHERE BLOODY ANAL RAPE OCCURED AND MY ASSHOLE WAS TORN TO SHREDS AND I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL WHERE THEY MISTOOK ME FOR A MAN WHO HAD TO HAVE HIS COCK AMPUTATED THEN THEY CHARGED FOR THE AMPUTATION AND NOW IM WORKING IN GAY MIDGET SHIT PORN TRYING TO PAY HOSPITAL BILLS FOR HAVING MY COCK CUT OFF AND THEN I WAS FEATURED AS A MALE SEX WHORE ON JERRY SPRINGER AND MY MOM CONFRONTED ME AND FORCED ME TO SUCK OFF 37 DICKS IN A ROW THEN I CONTRACTED JUNGLE FEVER AND WAS DEPORTED TO SOUTH EAST OAKLAND WHERE MEMBERS OF A CHURCH SPEND TIME SHOVING KNIVES INTO MY ASSHOLE AND THEY WANTED A THANKSGIVING TURKEY SO THEY SHOVED ONE IN MY ASS AND I BROKE ALL THE BONES IN THE BODY THEN JACKIE CHAN CAME AND STARTED KICKING MY ASS AND THEN I SHOT HIM THEN FOR REVENGE THE JEWISH MAFIA WHACKED ME OFF THEN THEY FORCED ME TO WORK IN THE COAL MINES OF
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i think you should look like that all the time
its kinda hott
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where's Cryptopsy playing? TAKE ME WITH YOU! I don't think i'll be grounded by then so it's alrite :)
I think i have some spare strings, but they're mangled and/or broken.
peace
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2. i have a ton of bass strings you can have that my bro left behind.
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How did you lose your penis twice? And how does a picture of a fetus have sex with Anna Nicole Smith?
-B.
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