The Things you do...
When you're filling time and trying to ignore a headache. Today's distraction: Translating the back of a body wash into plain english.
In Fancytalk:
Aqua, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Chloride, Parfum, Sodium Lactate, Hydroxypropyl Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Citric Acid, Hexyl Cinnamal, Limonene, Linalool, Sodium Benzoate.
In Plain Speak
Water, Stuff that Makes Foam, Stuff that Makes it Sort of Thick and Slippery-Slidy, Salt, Perfume (aka - smelly-good shit), More Salt, Stuff that Conditions and Smooths, Lemon Juice, Chamomile Oil, A Chemical that Smells Suspiciously Strongly of Oranges, Spicy Flowery Extracty Stuff, Salt Water.
Enjoy!
In Fancytalk:
Aqua, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Chloride, Parfum, Sodium Lactate, Hydroxypropyl Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Citric Acid, Hexyl Cinnamal, Limonene, Linalool, Sodium Benzoate.
In Plain Speak
Water, Stuff that Makes Foam, Stuff that Makes it Sort of Thick and Slippery-Slidy, Salt, Perfume (aka - smelly-good shit), More Salt, Stuff that Conditions and Smooths, Lemon Juice, Chamomile Oil, A Chemical that Smells Suspiciously Strongly of Oranges, Spicy Flowery Extracty Stuff, Salt Water.
Enjoy!