I could not resist...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, fructivore (-5000 points). In January I set opai's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Thursday I gave lyinar a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I bought porn for lady_kathana (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5042 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Raeyn