high school was the highlight of my life...

[raeraespanda]

i saw ronnie budd today. he looked like shit.

but i guess any highschool cliche coulda told you that one.

i figured out why hott chicks always marry the fat bald guys.
it's because they end up with their highschool boyfriends.
the ones that used to be popular.

ya know, at least, he used to be "cute", but had a small penis. now he has a small dick and he's gross.

karma.

it's a bitch.