BABIES AND STUFF
IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED AND YET NOTHING AT ALL HAS CHANGED YET.
MY BODY ISN'T LOOKING LIKE IT'S PREGNANT TO ME. I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING FATTER, AN IMPOSTOR IN MATERNITY CLOTHS. HE HE HE, HOW REDICULOUS IS THAT?
MY HUBBY IS GONE FOR TWO WEEKS AND WHEN HE COMES HOME I'M SURE THAT BY THEN I WILL HAVE BLOWN UP LIKE A BALLOON. THE DOC SAYS I AM DOING FINE AND AM ONLY TO GAIN 20-25 LBS DURING THE PREGNANCY FROM HERE ON OUT.
DURING THE LAST FEW MONTHS I HAVE HAD MORNING SICKNESS AND CUT OUT MOST OF THE SODA. FROM THIS CHANGE I HAVE LOST 9 LBS TO DATE. IT CONCERNS ME BUT THE DOC IS HAPPY CUZ I'M A BIT OVER WEIGHT AND HAVE A PREDISPOSTION FOR DIABETES. THE LESS WEIGHT I GAIN THE LESS LIKELY I AM TO GET GESTATIONAL DIABETES. I DON'T WANT THAT AT ALL. SHIT, WITH MY LUCK IT WOULD NEVER GO AWAY.
THE DUE DATE IS MAY 17TH 2006. LET'S SEE IF IT HITS. WE KNOW THAT WE CAN NOT TRUST MY PERIOD TO GIVE US AN ACCURATE TIME. IF WE GO BY THE PERIOD THAT WOULD MAKE ME PREGNANT TWO WEEKS BEFORE I WAS. THE EARLY ULTRASOUND SAID WE WERE 5.5 WEEKS WHEN THE DOC WAS SAYING WE WERE 7.5 WEEKS. SO I DON'T KNOW REALLY HOW FAR I AM MAYBE 14 WEEKS BUT IF YOU ASK THE DOC I AM 16 WEEKS. WHO THE FUCK KNOWS. THE BABY WILL COME OUT WHEN IT'S READY. IT'S KINDA LIKE THINKING OF THE NEW HAIR COLOR THESE DAYS, IT JUST STOPS WHEN IT'S DONE. 'DING! BABY READY. HE HE HE. SO BY ULTRASOUND THE DUE DATE IS RIGHT BUT BY PERIOD WE'RE DUE APRIL 30TH.
SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED AND YET NOTHING AT ALL HAS CHANGED YET.
MY BODY ISN'T LOOKING LIKE IT'S PREGNANT TO ME. I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING FATTER, AN IMPOSTOR IN MATERNITY CLOTHS. HE HE HE, HOW REDICULOUS IS THAT?
MY HUBBY IS GONE FOR TWO WEEKS AND WHEN HE COMES HOME I'M SURE THAT BY THEN I WILL HAVE BLOWN UP LIKE A BALLOON. THE DOC SAYS I AM DOING FINE AND AM ONLY TO GAIN 20-25 LBS DURING THE PREGNANCY FROM HERE ON OUT.
DURING THE LAST FEW MONTHS I HAVE HAD MORNING SICKNESS AND CUT OUT MOST OF THE SODA. FROM THIS CHANGE I HAVE LOST 9 LBS TO DATE. IT CONCERNS ME BUT THE DOC IS HAPPY CUZ I'M A BIT OVER WEIGHT AND HAVE A PREDISPOSTION FOR DIABETES. THE LESS WEIGHT I GAIN THE LESS LIKELY I AM TO GET GESTATIONAL DIABETES. I DON'T WANT THAT AT ALL. SHIT, WITH MY LUCK IT WOULD NEVER GO AWAY.
THE DUE DATE IS MAY 17TH 2006. LET'S SEE IF IT HITS. WE KNOW THAT WE CAN NOT TRUST MY PERIOD TO GIVE US AN ACCURATE TIME. IF WE GO BY THE PERIOD THAT WOULD MAKE ME PREGNANT TWO WEEKS BEFORE I WAS. THE EARLY ULTRASOUND SAID WE WERE 5.5 WEEKS WHEN THE DOC WAS SAYING WE WERE 7.5 WEEKS. SO I DON'T KNOW REALLY HOW FAR I AM MAYBE 14 WEEKS BUT IF YOU ASK THE DOC I AM 16 WEEKS. WHO THE FUCK KNOWS. THE BABY WILL COME OUT WHEN IT'S READY. IT'S KINDA LIKE THINKING OF THE NEW HAIR COLOR THESE DAYS, IT JUST STOPS WHEN IT'S DONE. 'DING! BABY READY. HE HE HE. SO BY ULTRASOUND THE DUE DATE IS RIGHT BUT BY PERIOD WE'RE DUE APRIL 30TH.