china=crack
i was perusing netflix for good kung fu movies. this movie called bride with white hair got really good reviews. so i was like right on, i'll rent it, timmy and i will have a kung fu party. so i watch it and i've come to the following conclusions:
1. opium use is rampant in china
2. sex is always awkward in china
3. but the food is good
4. i also love half-asians, still
5. and kung fu
but i don't like it when people kill people with their hair, or tame wolves, or have awkward waterfall sex.
so i've set a new immune system record for these winter months. that being like 4 weeks without sickness. too bad that streak ended like 3 days ago. once again, the world can't help but be seduced by my smoky and seductive tones.
kelly and i decided today in the car that if i talked to you on the phone, you would surmise that i am a sass 60 year old diner waitress named dorris who doesn't take no crap from nobody.
1. opium use is rampant in china
2. sex is always awkward in china
3. but the food is good
4. i also love half-asians, still
5. and kung fu
but i don't like it when people kill people with their hair, or tame wolves, or have awkward waterfall sex.
so i've set a new immune system record for these winter months. that being like 4 weeks without sickness. too bad that streak ended like 3 days ago. once again, the world can't help but be seduced by my smoky and seductive tones.
kelly and i decided today in the car that if i talked to you on the phone, you would surmise that i am a sass 60 year old diner waitress named dorris who doesn't take no crap from nobody.