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all morning i have had that dumb song stuck in my head and i've been running around eating smartfood and a mocha cappucino discussing how you probably should rise and shine and give god your glory glory.
children of the lord.
why? what did i do to deserve this song?
i'm like pretty sure my mom thought i was high last night when i came home because my eyes were severely puffy and bloodshot. but that was because 1. andy fine splashed water with some high velocity straight into my eye, thus sending my contact into my head before it came out again and 2. i was sitting directly next to the smoke from the bonfire with erin, and it was smoky and painful.
everyone made fun of me because i tried to tell my embarassing story from when i was like 7 and no one thought it was embarassing just stupid.
but think of this like you're 7...
one time my family went to universal studios and we were going through the nickelodeon thing. while we were waiting, we were in this area where this guy was doing demonstrations. i got called up onto the stage and he was holding this bowl of that green slime stuff and pineapple and he was like "i have a bowl full of boogers. taste this." and i was like...okay.... and i ate some and he was like "does it taste like boogers?" and i was like "no" and he was like "hahahahaha how do you know what boogers taste like?"
i almost cried. years later i would come up with witty retorts like "naturally assuming boogers are a product of your body and are used to contain dust and other biological particles that have attempted to enter your internal systems, one could only reason that it would not taste like pineapple, but like nasty stuff."
summer is too fun aned too good and i still need to read remains of the day but i don't want to because that means i'm resigning myself to the inevitable presence of school tomorrow. at least its only til 10:15.
have a bonfire with me tonight! don't make smores though because i feel gross when i eat them. eat kfc! family dinners! i hope it is safe to make fire on my lawn because i fully intend to do so. maybe i should check with my parents first...
oh well.
i miss people who are at college. i can't really fathom what its going to be like in school next year not seeing them, especially because i'm not particularly close to this year's seniors. possibly becasue they are skanky.
especially i miss people who did not say bye to me before they left because it feels like i should be seeing them if they didn'tsay goodbye. i didn't know rodney was leaving that night otherwise i would have said bye to him while him and ariel were playing the sims for like 8 hours... buti ididn't say goodbye to rod or cristina or pat or jay or matt.
and it doesn't feel like they're actually gone because ariel's still here but chicago can't have her! i'm not letting her go because its too far away and i want to keep my sister for myself. it's not fair. we should have been twins. so i wouldn't have to sit here for two more years by myself.
my neighbors are blasting something that sounds suspiciously like toby keith. i love you pennsylvania! and america! because we'll like, stick a boot in your ass!
in other exciting news, yesterday was the first day that people could buy alcohol on sunday in pennsylvanias. Like, omfgz, i totally feel this is an extreme violation of the sabbath. couldn't god just have his day? santorum save us from damnation!
children of the lord.
why? what did i do to deserve this song?
i'm like pretty sure my mom thought i was high last night when i came home because my eyes were severely puffy and bloodshot. but that was because 1. andy fine splashed water with some high velocity straight into my eye, thus sending my contact into my head before it came out again and 2. i was sitting directly next to the smoke from the bonfire with erin, and it was smoky and painful.
everyone made fun of me because i tried to tell my embarassing story from when i was like 7 and no one thought it was embarassing just stupid.
but think of this like you're 7...
one time my family went to universal studios and we were going through the nickelodeon thing. while we were waiting, we were in this area where this guy was doing demonstrations. i got called up onto the stage and he was holding this bowl of that green slime stuff and pineapple and he was like "i have a bowl full of boogers. taste this." and i was like...okay.... and i ate some and he was like "does it taste like boogers?" and i was like "no" and he was like "hahahahaha how do you know what boogers taste like?"
i almost cried. years later i would come up with witty retorts like "naturally assuming boogers are a product of your body and are used to contain dust and other biological particles that have attempted to enter your internal systems, one could only reason that it would not taste like pineapple, but like nasty stuff."
summer is too fun aned too good and i still need to read remains of the day but i don't want to because that means i'm resigning myself to the inevitable presence of school tomorrow. at least its only til 10:15.
have a bonfire with me tonight! don't make smores though because i feel gross when i eat them. eat kfc! family dinners! i hope it is safe to make fire on my lawn because i fully intend to do so. maybe i should check with my parents first...
oh well.
i miss people who are at college. i can't really fathom what its going to be like in school next year not seeing them, especially because i'm not particularly close to this year's seniors. possibly becasue they are skanky.
especially i miss people who did not say bye to me before they left because it feels like i should be seeing them if they didn'tsay goodbye. i didn't know rodney was leaving that night otherwise i would have said bye to him while him and ariel were playing the sims for like 8 hours... buti ididn't say goodbye to rod or cristina or pat or jay or matt.
and it doesn't feel like they're actually gone because ariel's still here but chicago can't have her! i'm not letting her go because its too far away and i want to keep my sister for myself. it's not fair. we should have been twins. so i wouldn't have to sit here for two more years by myself.
my neighbors are blasting something that sounds suspiciously like toby keith. i love you pennsylvania! and america! because we'll like, stick a boot in your ass!
in other exciting news, yesterday was the first day that people could buy alcohol on sunday in pennsylvanias. Like, omfgz, i totally feel this is an extreme violation of the sabbath. couldn't god just have his day? santorum save us from damnation!