A Moment of Snark
Now... I am the first to admit, I've gotten as tired of the Twilight bashing over the last month(s) as I got tired of hearing Edward Cullen's name during the first round of OMGs-Twilight's-so-@#%!ing-cool! That said, however, this almost killed me the first time I read it.
Dear Confused Teenage Girls - Someone who sparkles in light and won't have sex with you is not, in fact, a vampire. It's a homosexual.
Courtesy of jaedyth, whose superior levels of snark cause me to repeatedly refrain from even bothering an attempt at keeping up. I'll just throw plush sheep at him instead. But only when he's depressed.
As a side note, I can't help but notice that all of the Twilight soundtracks look awesome. At some point, I suppose I'm going to have to pick them up.
NOTE: I did say I was tired of Twilight bashing. That isn't a comment in passing. I've said my peace on that subject elsewhere, and if you want a protracted conversation on the matter, I'll be happy to have one _not in my journal_. So please, respect my wishes on this one, and come with a sense of humor that isn't sharpened like you mean to burn someone at the stake for liking something that you don't.
Raen.
Dear Confused Teenage Girls - Someone who sparkles in light and won't have sex with you is not, in fact, a vampire. It's a homosexual.
Courtesy of jaedyth, whose superior levels of snark cause me to repeatedly refrain from even bothering an attempt at keeping up. I'll just throw plush sheep at him instead. But only when he's depressed.
As a side note, I can't help but notice that all of the Twilight soundtracks look awesome. At some point, I suppose I'm going to have to pick them up.
NOTE: I did say I was tired of Twilight bashing. That isn't a comment in passing. I've said my peace on that subject elsewhere, and if you want a protracted conversation on the matter, I'll be happy to have one _not in my journal_. So please, respect my wishes on this one, and come with a sense of humor that isn't sharpened like you mean to burn someone at the stake for liking something that you don't.
Raen.