I have far too much time on my hands...

[raelynhb]

This is the sort of thing that I come up with lately when the baby keeps me up too late...
My very own Song spoof...
The worst part? I swear I hear Prowl of all mechs singing this in my head... I'm going to the pit for this.

Porn Mech Dancing

Cliffjumper won't kiss my friend, Mirage
Red won't play ball
Sides won't share his friend, Sunny
Doesn't anybody live at all?

Jazz won't leave me empty handed
Got his number from a washrack stall
Blue just got way too much baggage
And that slag just gets old

But I got a Mech who can put on a show
The dollar decides how far you can go

He wraps those hands around that pole
He licks those lips and off we go
He takes it off nice and slow
Cause that's porn star dancing
He don't play nice, He makes me beg
He drops that cape around his legs
And I'm sittin' right by the stage
With this porn star dancing

Your body's lighting up the room
I want a naughty mech like you
There's nothing hotter than a..

Ratchet's gonna save her self for bonding
But that's just not my style
He's got a hood that's nice to stare at
But I want mechs gone wild

But I know a place where there's always a show
The dollar decides how far you can go

He wraps those hands around that pole
He licks those lips and off we go
He takes it off nice and slow
Cause that's porn star dancing
He don't play nice, He makes me beg
He drops that cape around his legs
And I'm sittin' right by the stage
with this porn star dancing

Your body's lighting up the room
I want a naughty mech like you
Let's throw a party just for two
you know these normal mechs won't do

He wraps those hands around that pole
He licks those lips and off we go
He takes it off nice and slow
Cause that's porn star dancing
He don't play nice, He makes me beg her
He drops that cape around his legs
And I'm sittin' right by the stage
With this porn star dancing!