CiD Trip Quotes (Most are Inside Jokes)
I wanted to put some of these on facebook, but they won't fit so they'll go in here and a couple on AIM:
CiD Spain and Germany Trip Quotes:
*When talking about microwaves*
Me: Our parents always told us not to stand in fron tof the microwave.
Trey: Yeah, 'cause parents always said "nuke it". That's kinda disconcerting.
Tomas: So does it really use nuclear waves?
Trey: *Pause* I'm pretty sure they're micro waves.
*Everyone laughs*
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Andrea: Ok, 1) There's no soap in the bathroom, 2) There are no towels in the bathroom and 3) *produces a hand from behind her back* does anyone want some cheese?
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Matt: Dagnabbit, I've gotta get a picture of that.
Trey & Chantal: ?WTF? *Laughter*
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Peter: Actually, it's not that bad.
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Claudia: Anonymously drop some coin in the fridge!
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The Janet and Olga video game, where Janet runs around with little pixelated arms flapping over her head and Olga pops up for like 2 seconds then disappears. Later edition includes Miguel Angel and his commentary, complete with music you can't fast forward through. :P
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Tomas: [Word of the Day - Created in La Alpujarra] Deprickify.
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Claudia: There are three things about men that I can't get my he---stuff around.
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*Peter is bringing in coffee for everyone as Andrea tells a heart-warming story of her father*
*Pause*
Me: [Holding up a sugar cube] Can you believe horses eat these?
Trey: Ok, ok, HOLD on! Before this conversation goes any further: A) THE FUCK?!?! and B) don't they eat salt licks?
Claudia: That's deer, Trey.
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Jen: $%#^@js-lfk'ejfnsz+ SON OF A BITCH! [After Tomas appears at the window, scaring us all half to death]
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[Chantal turns on her electric toothbrush]
Me: What time is it?
Trey: It's early. Go back to sleep.
Me: No, what time is it?
Trey: It's, like, 2am.
Me: Shit son, I can sleep some more!
Both: Good-night!
[Conversation happened whilst both of us were unconscious... Chantal later reported it to us.]
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[Peter and I were talking about how I wear contacts, and how when I take them out I'm pretty much blind while Trey sleeps in the bed nearby]
Me: People ask me all the time when my contacts aren't in to tell them how many fingers they're holding up.
Trey: [Who had JUST been snoring] *Stirs and holds up three fingers* Like this?
Peter and I: WTF!?!? Holy shit! *Laughter*
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[Trey, Chantal and I were talking about how it's hard-out-here-for-a-girl-with-a-high-pitched-voice-on-the-streets. We then moved on to talking about Mandi's rather random comment to Trey on the bus a few days before, which had gone something like, out of the blue, "So Trey... Snow White and the Seven Dwarves... why seven?")
Trey: Yeah. And why was it an apple? Why wasn't it a slightly over-ripe pear?
Chantal: She died because she had a bite of the slight-over-ripe-pear! (Last four words said really quickly)
*All laugh*
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Me: You know they just arbitrarily picked a day to hand in our journals.
Mandi: They could have picked any day. They could have picked the day after tomorrow. *Pause* The day after tomorrow...that's a movie!
Andrew and Raysa: *Fall over laughing*
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Nick: [Word of the Day - Created at meeting with Turkish Parliament guy] Bilinguality.
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Mandi: [In regards to getting back into our hostel room] You're going to have to let me in because guess what I don't have?[nopause]That's right, my key!
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Trey: [Word of the Day - Created in Potsdam outside a Geladeria] Crumblettes!
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Trey: Twoooooo-and-a-haaaaaalf-hours!
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New by-phrase for leaving someone behind: "Peter in Potsdam"
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[Peter is singing the Deutchland song]
Peter: I should stop singing that. I don't want to be arrested.
Me: [Totally seriously and incredulously] Can they kill you for that?
*Pause* [Peter laughs]
Me: Yeah, what I meant to say was "Can they put you in prison for that?" Don't know where that other bit came from.
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Not one of ours, but rather our tour guide's: "An erection of political power".
CiD Spain and Germany Trip Quotes:
*When talking about microwaves*
Me: Our parents always told us not to stand in fron tof the microwave.
Trey: Yeah, 'cause parents always said "nuke it". That's kinda disconcerting.
Tomas: So does it really use nuclear waves?
Trey: *Pause* I'm pretty sure they're micro waves.
*Everyone laughs*
---
Andrea: Ok, 1) There's no soap in the bathroom, 2) There are no towels in the bathroom and 3) *produces a hand from behind her back* does anyone want some cheese?
---
Matt: Dagnabbit, I've gotta get a picture of that.
Trey & Chantal: ?WTF? *Laughter*
---
Peter: Actually, it's not that bad.
---
Claudia: Anonymously drop some coin in the fridge!
---
The Janet and Olga video game, where Janet runs around with little pixelated arms flapping over her head and Olga pops up for like 2 seconds then disappears. Later edition includes Miguel Angel and his commentary, complete with music you can't fast forward through. :P
---
Tomas: [Word of the Day - Created in La Alpujarra] Deprickify.
---
Claudia: There are three things about men that I can't get my he---stuff around.
---
*Peter is bringing in coffee for everyone as Andrea tells a heart-warming story of her father*
*Pause*
Me: [Holding up a sugar cube] Can you believe horses eat these?
Trey: Ok, ok, HOLD on! Before this conversation goes any further: A) THE FUCK?!?! and B) don't they eat salt licks?
Claudia: That's deer, Trey.
---
Jen: $%#^@js-lfk'ejfnsz+ SON OF A BITCH! [After Tomas appears at the window, scaring us all half to death]
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[Chantal turns on her electric toothbrush]
Me: What time is it?
Trey: It's early. Go back to sleep.
Me: No, what time is it?
Trey: It's, like, 2am.
Me: Shit son, I can sleep some more!
Both: Good-night!
[Conversation happened whilst both of us were unconscious... Chantal later reported it to us.]
---
[Peter and I were talking about how I wear contacts, and how when I take them out I'm pretty much blind while Trey sleeps in the bed nearby]
Me: People ask me all the time when my contacts aren't in to tell them how many fingers they're holding up.
Trey: [Who had JUST been snoring] *Stirs and holds up three fingers* Like this?
Peter and I: WTF!?!? Holy shit! *Laughter*
---
[Trey, Chantal and I were talking about how it's hard-out-here-for-a-girl-with-a-high-pitched-voice-on-the-streets. We then moved on to talking about Mandi's rather random comment to Trey on the bus a few days before, which had gone something like, out of the blue, "So Trey... Snow White and the Seven Dwarves... why seven?")
Trey: Yeah. And why was it an apple? Why wasn't it a slightly over-ripe pear?
Chantal: She died because she had a bite of the slight-over-ripe-pear! (Last four words said really quickly)
*All laugh*
---
Me: You know they just arbitrarily picked a day to hand in our journals.
Mandi: They could have picked any day. They could have picked the day after tomorrow. *Pause* The day after tomorrow...that's a movie!
Andrew and Raysa: *Fall over laughing*
---
Nick: [Word of the Day - Created at meeting with Turkish Parliament guy] Bilinguality.
---
Mandi: [In regards to getting back into our hostel room] You're going to have to let me in because guess what I don't have?[nopause]That's right, my key!
---
Trey: [Word of the Day - Created in Potsdam outside a Geladeria] Crumblettes!
---
Trey: Twoooooo-and-a-haaaaaalf-hours!
---
New by-phrase for leaving someone behind: "Peter in Potsdam"
---
[Peter is singing the Deutchland song]
Peter: I should stop singing that. I don't want to be arrested.
Me: [Totally seriously and incredulously] Can they kill you for that?
*Pause* [Peter laughs]
Me: Yeah, what I meant to say was "Can they put you in prison for that?" Don't know where that other bit came from.
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Not one of ours, but rather our tour guide's: "An erection of political power".