Um, Nothing Important...Just What Humors Me

Apr 28, 2006 00:25

I saw this randomly and had to save it:

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia"

Also, because I'm lame like that, I happened to run across a list of "titles for the seventh Harry Potter book that would suck". The following are my personal favorites, so hurrah to the ingenious folks that came up with them:

Harry Potter Throws a Rock at Voldemort When He's Not Looking... Then Runs.
Harry Potter and That Thing... You Know, The Thing.
Harry Potter: They Call Me "The Boy Who Lived".
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Chamber of Azkaban's Goblets of the Phoenix's Princes.
Harry Potter and the Title That Pertains to a Complicated Yet Not Very Important Plot Device
Harry Potter and the .
Harry Potter When *SPOILER ALERT* Everybody Betrays Him And/Or Dies Violently. (This one makes more sense if you've ever visited a HP website. :P)
The Chronicles of Harry Potter; The Stone, The Chamber, The Prisoner, The Goblet, The Order, The Prince and The Something or Other
Harry Potter: The One Without the Subtitle
Harry Potter Dies.

I really love the first one.

humor, books, quotes

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