A joke

[raek622]

A forward I got today

THE RIGHT AGE FOR CUSSING
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>>
>> A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their
>> bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I
>> think it's about time we start cussing." The
>> 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
>>
>> The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for
>>
>> breakfast I'm gonna say "hell" and you say "ass."
>> "OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
>>
>> Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the
>> 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell,
>> Mom,
>> I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
>>
>> WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
>>
>> kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his
>>
>> eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping
>> his rear every step.
>>
>> The mom locks him in his room shouts "You can just
>> stay there till I let you out!" She then comes back
>> downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with
>> a
>> stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast
>> young man?"
>>
>> "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your
>> fat ass it won't be Cheerios."