Dreams and nightmares...
So, I had this nightmare last night about my car during a hurricane. See, the problem is that people don't have garages in St. Thomas. If there is a hurricane, your car just sits outside through the storm. And, that is bad. Especially if you have a convertible that will blow around and stuff. In my dream, my car blew into my condo. So scary. Maybe I am being silly. But, still.
Now, to dreams. Well, dream guys. I think I need an artist. Maybe not an artist, but not a lawyer. I need someone who has a completely different talent set from me. But, similar values. And, still smart. Just smart in a different way than I am. I think that is what I need. What else? He has to be hairy. I know that sounds silly, but I like hairy men. Not with back hair or anything ridiculous. But, hairy. And, he has to be taller than me. Not a giant, but I'd like to be able to wear heels. Um, a good body. That would be nice. And, good looking. That goes without saying though. I don't want ugly kids, afterall. I'm a little nervous about being in St. Thomas because I have this thing for tan men in polos and khaki shorts. That is like everyone in St. Thomas. I could end up falling for someone who isn't very attractive by accident and that would be bad. Maybe I can just meet Orlando Bloom and fall for him? Okay, he's probably not the best match for me. But, whatever. He is hot.
Now, to dreams. Well, dream guys. I think I need an artist. Maybe not an artist, but not a lawyer. I need someone who has a completely different talent set from me. But, similar values. And, still smart. Just smart in a different way than I am. I think that is what I need. What else? He has to be hairy. I know that sounds silly, but I like hairy men. Not with back hair or anything ridiculous. But, hairy. And, he has to be taller than me. Not a giant, but I'd like to be able to wear heels. Um, a good body. That would be nice. And, good looking. That goes without saying though. I don't want ugly kids, afterall. I'm a little nervous about being in St. Thomas because I have this thing for tan men in polos and khaki shorts. That is like everyone in St. Thomas. I could end up falling for someone who isn't very attractive by accident and that would be bad. Maybe I can just meet Orlando Bloom and fall for him? Okay, he's probably not the best match for me. But, whatever. He is hot.