HA! I already watched it! No fires! No stray laser beams searing my retinas! No... Electrocution?! Karma is on my side at Christmastime. It's just the rest of the year I need to worry about.
I hope the rabbit in your picture mistakes your ear for a sweet, delicious cookie. You know what happens next.
I thought you knew by now... I died in 1976. I'm merely a rotting corpse animated by this world's combined hatred of you. Fortunately for you, since I absorbed all that hatred, everyone absolutely adores you. Unfortunately, however... there's a rock speeding toward your skull right now. Too bad.
I guess... if you want to send be hate mail...
Mathew Carroll 56 Glenwood Street Ludlow, MA 01056
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You probably deserved it, too. Actually, more people should probably give you presents - you really are a cool kid.
In other news, I hope the DVD malfunctions and you get set on fire whilst trying to get it out of the machine.
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I hope the rabbit in your picture mistakes your ear for a sweet, delicious cookie. You know what happens next.
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ps If you want a christmas/holiday/winter/etc. card I will need your address. If you don't want one, then you're probably dead inside.
;)
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I guess... if you want to send be hate mail...
Mathew Carroll
56 Glenwood Street
Ludlow, MA 01056
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