meme, yoinked from rantingmule
[X ] I have walked into a glass/screen door. (See also: Stupid things while drunk)
[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face. (I didn't fall.)
[ ] I have choked on my own spit.
[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[X] I have accidently caught something on fire. (My hair wasn't as caught in the pony tail as I thought it was. Shaddup.)
[X] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it. (If by cop you mean a rookie & by screwed you mean hit with a pillow.)
[X] I've attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
[X] Sometimes Often when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[X] I've caught myself drooling.
[X] I've accidently caused an explosion. (Did not poke holes in the weiner I was zapping in micro. Weiner went a'splody-pop)
[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.
[X] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times. (Near my mother's house, the 2-way suddenly becomes 1-way, going the other direction. The sign saying this is next to impossible to see.)
[X] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out.
[X] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. (Of course it's possible to lick my elbow. Bill's licked my elbow. I note this doesn't say I have to do it myself.)
[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[X] I've used my fingers to do simple math. (I have a variation of dyslexia.)
[X] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. (It was moving very slow.)
[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
[X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important (Cleaning house. *sigh*)
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
[X] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk.
[X] I've ran around naked when I was drunk. (I do not consider this to be one of the stupid things as we were ALL naked)
[ ] I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk. (WTF?!)
[X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (All the bloody time.)
[ ] I accidently break a lot of things.
[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.
[ ] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
[ ] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.
[X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. (Ooooh, yeah. Friggin' hate that.)
[X] I've fallen out of my chair before. (Yes! The chair leg broke. I was displeased. Unlike the times I fell out of the chair because I was laughing so hard.)
[X] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. (All the time when I live somewhere with a textured ceiling.)