jackassery
so as an incentive for me to actually do something with Tomb's wiki page, Patrick put up some horrible stuff. almost on a bi-weekly basis. well today I finally put in some stuff and got rid of the "incentives" however they are far too damn funny to pass by so i am going to post them here. however i kept one because i think all moros should have rumours of necrophilia. lol.
* Isaiah Tombs smells like '''fetid''' cat poop.
* The smell only developed after he started spending time with his friend Crazy Bear who reeks of the same stench as does anything the crazy hillbilly thrysus stands near or touches.
* Tombs has been seen wearing a dog collar, being forced onto his knees, and made to eat a plate of Dogfood while Master Lovejoy yelled "EAT IT! EAT IT LIKE THAT!" over and over again.
* Tombs smokes Clove cigarettes.
* Tombs smokes Clove cigarettes because he's a pretentious artsy fartsy momma's boy
* Tombs has a mild fascination with streaking, unfortunately it is contained to streaking at Funerals and Wakes
* Tombs once hit on his former cabalmate, Lydia, asking her to take a long bath in ice water before she went to bed...
* Tombs and his friend, Crazy Bear went for a walk one afternoon. They found a pig stuck under a fence, ass in the air. Bear was heard to exclaim "Boy, I wish that was a woman!" to whit Tombs replied "Boy, I sure wish it was night!"
* Isaiah Tombs smells like '''fetid''' cat poop.
* The smell only developed after he started spending time with his friend Crazy Bear who reeks of the same stench as does anything the crazy hillbilly thrysus stands near or touches.
* Tombs has been seen wearing a dog collar, being forced onto his knees, and made to eat a plate of Dogfood while Master Lovejoy yelled "EAT IT! EAT IT LIKE THAT!" over and over again.
* Tombs smokes Clove cigarettes.
* Tombs smokes Clove cigarettes because he's a pretentious artsy fartsy momma's boy
* Tombs has a mild fascination with streaking, unfortunately it is contained to streaking at Funerals and Wakes
* Tombs once hit on his former cabalmate, Lydia, asking her to take a long bath in ice water before she went to bed...
* Tombs and his friend, Crazy Bear went for a walk one afternoon. They found a pig stuck under a fence, ass in the air. Bear was heard to exclaim "Boy, I wish that was a woman!" to whit Tombs replied "Boy, I sure wish it was night!"