Lyre: The Goth Goat's Stance on Children
I really wonder just what the hell happened to me when I came to this insane asylum fine learning institute? Have I stopped being as much of a bastard as I used to be, or was I ever a real bastard to begin with? Is Addy right? God, that would mean I am wrong and that would ruin my perfect record. Ah, feel that sarcasm.
Evidence of a decrease in bastardly activity?
Lets see, I've become a big brother or mentor or something to some sawed off goat who apparently stole fashion tips from me. I mean this kid is cute, stupid cute even! I mean, take the olsen twins at they're cutest and mix it with shirley fucking temple, and you have my little gothling Siren.
I don't know why she suddenly got the goth look going on, but the other day she comes down to the common room with some makeshift goth wear, the white face paint, crooked eyeliner, slut red lipstick and weedwhacker cut hair. Now I guess a part of me was too shocked from seeing this kid to even think of having a good snicker. It was just fucking grand because all of a sudden everyone starts cutting their eyes to me. I mean there was fucking Sir Christian "Point Break" Savage looking at me like I could provide some kind of answer.
So the kid comes up and talks to me and she really is a cute kid and one of those precious intelligent few. I have to take care of her. I give the kid a make over and then I get to tell her mother the headmistress about it.
I wonder if Dismas gets off on knowing that she can invoke terror and desire in people at the same time. I know she has to.
All I know is to top the day, when I am taking Punky Brewster (thats what i call my new kid sidekick)the kid looks at me all sweetness and sugar tells me something to comfort me.
She says "Its okay, mommy isn't worried because you aren't a real boy. You're like Gregor"
I ask "What do you mean, was this Gregor like Pinochio or some shit?"
She shook her head sagely and explained to me Gregor was really good at fixing hair and doing make up too and that Gregor didn't like girls because he liked other boys. So Gregor couldn't have been a real boy.
I then explained to her that it wasn't the first time someone made the mistake, but I was indeed a real boy and I really only liked girls.
Then in that amazing volume only children can reach that fills large places she says "You mean you don't like boys? But you can do make up..."
Yeah, I just fucking love kids...
Evidence of a decrease in bastardly activity?
Lets see, I've become a big brother or mentor or something to some sawed off goat who apparently stole fashion tips from me. I mean this kid is cute, stupid cute even! I mean, take the olsen twins at they're cutest and mix it with shirley fucking temple, and you have my little gothling Siren.
I don't know why she suddenly got the goth look going on, but the other day she comes down to the common room with some makeshift goth wear, the white face paint, crooked eyeliner, slut red lipstick and weedwhacker cut hair. Now I guess a part of me was too shocked from seeing this kid to even think of having a good snicker. It was just fucking grand because all of a sudden everyone starts cutting their eyes to me. I mean there was fucking Sir Christian "Point Break" Savage looking at me like I could provide some kind of answer.
So the kid comes up and talks to me and she really is a cute kid and one of those precious intelligent few. I have to take care of her. I give the kid a make over and then I get to tell her mother the headmistress about it.
I wonder if Dismas gets off on knowing that she can invoke terror and desire in people at the same time. I know she has to.
All I know is to top the day, when I am taking Punky Brewster (thats what i call my new kid sidekick)the kid looks at me all sweetness and sugar tells me something to comfort me.
She says "Its okay, mommy isn't worried because you aren't a real boy. You're like Gregor"
I ask "What do you mean, was this Gregor like Pinochio or some shit?"
She shook her head sagely and explained to me Gregor was really good at fixing hair and doing make up too and that Gregor didn't like girls because he liked other boys. So Gregor couldn't have been a real boy.
I then explained to her that it wasn't the first time someone made the mistake, but I was indeed a real boy and I really only liked girls.
Then in that amazing volume only children can reach that fills large places she says "You mean you don't like boys? But you can do make up..."
Yeah, I just fucking love kids...