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My neighbor was sitting in his truck in our driveway, laying on the horn at 4:30 in the motherfucking morning. I put up with it for a minute or two, threw on my shoes, and stomped my way outside. He was visibly intoxicated, sitting with the engine on listening to his iPod. He immediately starts telling me he couldn't hear the horn because he was listening to Sting.

Fuck my life.