Worst news article I've ever read?

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http://onthescene.blogs.foxnews.com/2008/06/17/co-eds-live-through-500-year-flood-over-course-of-college/

What?

"To say that Gilmore is attached to his church might be an understatement. He’s raised 6 kids in this church and married his mother here."