Guide to Internet Etiquette - Item 3
Do not propose marriage via facebook chat.
Addendum: do not propose marriage via facebook chat to a girl you've only talked to five or six times.
Addendum to addendum: do not propose marriage via facebook chat to a girl you've only talked to five or six times in halted, awkward conversations because you don't even speak the same language.
Addendum: do not propose marriage via facebook chat to a girl you've only talked to five or six times.
Addendum to addendum: do not propose marriage via facebook chat to a girl you've only talked to five or six times in halted, awkward conversations because you don't even speak the same language.