Chow Down Lard-Ass!

Aug 25, 2009 15:30

I somehow managed to gain 5 fuckin' kilos since June. JESUS GOD. I also have two brand-spankin' new stretch marks on my belly. This is a tragedy equivalent to the original Poseidon Adventure complete with Shelly Winters having a paranoid freak-out in a pink Jackie O dress and a crazed Gene Hackman dressed as a Preacher, screaming at God as he hangs suspended over a fiery pit.

For real. I need to lose weight.

I'm actually going to post this on my blog now, just so I can drill this home to myself.

Back to diet and Wiiiiii

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