for that fat bitch and bulldog face
xClichecoreLAMFx: yeah we just have this attitude where everyone is totally beneath us
(my lil 'sis'): i wish i did
xClichecoreLAMFx: why dont you
xClichecoreLAMFx: it isnt hard at all
(my lil 'sis'): because brandon and jake
(my lil 'sis'): that's why
xClichecoreLAMFx: jeez
(my lil 'sis'): brandon used to be such a sweetheart to me
xClichecoreLAMFx: tell them they look like the back of your ass
xClichecoreLAMFx: thats my new phrase
(my lil 'sis'): and now anytime he's around jake he acts like a turd
xClichecoreLAMFx: my friend Heidi saw pics, I told her, "These guys are the ones to watch out for if we go to ATL. They are assholes and make everyone else that way." She said, "He's not even fuckin cute, he looks like a damn rat." or something like that
xClichecoreLAMFx: She was like, "Would they make fun of me for being fat?" I said, "Just come back with something quick and snappy." She said, "Oh well, I can do a few jumping jacks, what are you going to do about your, crooked ass teeth, if they have crooked ass teeth."
(my lil 'sis'): hahhaha
(my lil 'sis'): like, i fucking saw him at kroger, by himself, and he runs up like a little kid who sees santa and hugs me an shit
(my lil 'sis'): and is all flirtin' with me
(my lil 'sis'): an then i see him later at the show
xClichecoreLAMFx: then I said, "Yeah if anyone cracks any jokes about me looking like a guy, I'd say, Damn, you mean I coulda had a chance with all those hot ass gay guys?"
xClichecoreLAMFx: and act truly disappointed
(my lil 'sis'): with jake's ugly 10 year old lookin' ass
xClichecoreLAMFx: hahaha
(my lil 'sis'): and he fucking says
(my lil 'sis'): no get this
(my lil 'sis'): he says to me
xClichecoreLAMFx: You know what, I would call him out
(my lil 'sis'): after hugging all over me
(my lil 'sis'): and calling me for weeks about shows
(my lil 'sis'): and all this stuff
(my lil 'sis'): he says
(my lil 'sis'): "i thought you were fucking KING KONG when you came up to me"
xClichecoreLAMFx: "I know you're talkin shit cause you're with your raggely ass friend who prolly doesn't even get off his ass to do any work and fingers himself in the rectum all day.:"
xClichecoreLAMFx: yeah he's like that
xClichecoreLAMFx: he thinks he's hot shit
(my lil 'sis'): and i'm like "don't even do that shit brandon, you're not a hard ass unless you're with your friends" and he says "are you kelly? you sound just like kelly ousborne, are you sure"
xClichecoreLAMFx: OOh
xClichecoreLAMFx: you should say
(my lil 'sis'): i'm sick of his ass, and that same night or the next day
(my lil 'sis'): he calls and ask to hang out
xClichecoreLAMFx: "I know you think you're hot shit, and you should because I can smell you like you came fresh out my asshole."
xClichecoreLAMFx: and i'm about GD sick of it
xClichecoreLAMFx: Yeah he did that to me
xClichecoreLAMFx: he would text me to come out and stuff
xClichecoreLAMFx: I tried to warn ya
xClichecoreLAMFx: but he does it to every girl
xClichecoreLAMFx: he's stupid
(my lil 'sis'): and i'm not falling for that shit
(my lil 'sis'): i have 7 messages from him on my cell
(my lil 'sis'): and i don't care at all
xClichecoreLAMFx: Honestly if I see him out there when I come up there, Im gonna ignore him
(my lil 'sis'): he can appologize how ever many times he wants to
(my lil 'sis'): and i don't fucking care about him or jakes ugly ass
(my lil 'sis'): and matt moyer is actually being ok now
(my lil 'sis'): he took up for me in front of brandon
xClichecoreLAMFx: if he doesnt shut up, like, if he made fun of me in front of a bunch of folks, and they all laugh, I'd be like, "Oh, Brandon, you're here? What a surprise, I thought they were just doing some exterminating around here and one of them things got loose..."
(my lil 'sis'): hahahahahaha
(my lil 'sis'): that's great
(my lil 'sis'): i miss you so much
(my lil 'sis'): : [
(my lil 'sis'): but i gotta go
xClichecoreLAMFx: "I was about to throw out some cheese too, after I got done scraping it out of his (points to one of the guys laughing) asscrack:
(my lil 'sis'): i wish i did
xClichecoreLAMFx: why dont you
xClichecoreLAMFx: it isnt hard at all
(my lil 'sis'): because brandon and jake
(my lil 'sis'): that's why
xClichecoreLAMFx: jeez
(my lil 'sis'): brandon used to be such a sweetheart to me
xClichecoreLAMFx: tell them they look like the back of your ass
xClichecoreLAMFx: thats my new phrase
(my lil 'sis'): and now anytime he's around jake he acts like a turd
xClichecoreLAMFx: my friend Heidi saw pics, I told her, "These guys are the ones to watch out for if we go to ATL. They are assholes and make everyone else that way." She said, "He's not even fuckin cute, he looks like a damn rat." or something like that
xClichecoreLAMFx: She was like, "Would they make fun of me for being fat?" I said, "Just come back with something quick and snappy." She said, "Oh well, I can do a few jumping jacks, what are you going to do about your, crooked ass teeth, if they have crooked ass teeth."
(my lil 'sis'): hahhaha
(my lil 'sis'): like, i fucking saw him at kroger, by himself, and he runs up like a little kid who sees santa and hugs me an shit
(my lil 'sis'): and is all flirtin' with me
(my lil 'sis'): an then i see him later at the show
xClichecoreLAMFx: then I said, "Yeah if anyone cracks any jokes about me looking like a guy, I'd say, Damn, you mean I coulda had a chance with all those hot ass gay guys?"
xClichecoreLAMFx: and act truly disappointed
(my lil 'sis'): with jake's ugly 10 year old lookin' ass
xClichecoreLAMFx: hahaha
(my lil 'sis'): and he fucking says
(my lil 'sis'): no get this
(my lil 'sis'): he says to me
xClichecoreLAMFx: You know what, I would call him out
(my lil 'sis'): after hugging all over me
(my lil 'sis'): and calling me for weeks about shows
(my lil 'sis'): and all this stuff
(my lil 'sis'): he says
(my lil 'sis'): "i thought you were fucking KING KONG when you came up to me"
xClichecoreLAMFx: "I know you're talkin shit cause you're with your raggely ass friend who prolly doesn't even get off his ass to do any work and fingers himself in the rectum all day.:"
xClichecoreLAMFx: yeah he's like that
xClichecoreLAMFx: he thinks he's hot shit
(my lil 'sis'): and i'm like "don't even do that shit brandon, you're not a hard ass unless you're with your friends" and he says "are you kelly? you sound just like kelly ousborne, are you sure"
xClichecoreLAMFx: OOh
xClichecoreLAMFx: you should say
(my lil 'sis'): i'm sick of his ass, and that same night or the next day
(my lil 'sis'): he calls and ask to hang out
xClichecoreLAMFx: "I know you think you're hot shit, and you should because I can smell you like you came fresh out my asshole."
xClichecoreLAMFx: and i'm about GD sick of it
xClichecoreLAMFx: Yeah he did that to me
xClichecoreLAMFx: he would text me to come out and stuff
xClichecoreLAMFx: I tried to warn ya
xClichecoreLAMFx: but he does it to every girl
xClichecoreLAMFx: he's stupid
(my lil 'sis'): and i'm not falling for that shit
(my lil 'sis'): i have 7 messages from him on my cell
(my lil 'sis'): and i don't care at all
xClichecoreLAMFx: Honestly if I see him out there when I come up there, Im gonna ignore him
(my lil 'sis'): he can appologize how ever many times he wants to
(my lil 'sis'): and i don't fucking care about him or jakes ugly ass
(my lil 'sis'): and matt moyer is actually being ok now
(my lil 'sis'): he took up for me in front of brandon
xClichecoreLAMFx: if he doesnt shut up, like, if he made fun of me in front of a bunch of folks, and they all laugh, I'd be like, "Oh, Brandon, you're here? What a surprise, I thought they were just doing some exterminating around here and one of them things got loose..."
(my lil 'sis'): hahahahahaha
(my lil 'sis'): that's great
(my lil 'sis'): i miss you so much
(my lil 'sis'): : [
(my lil 'sis'): but i gotta go
xClichecoreLAMFx: "I was about to throw out some cheese too, after I got done scraping it out of his (points to one of the guys laughing) asscrack: