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titaniumjunky Conservapedia rewriting the Bible to remove the "Liberal Bias".
Link to the article
HERE This is completely insane, just read the article. My disgust knows no bounds on this.
"7.Express Free Market Parables; explaining the numerous economic parables with their full free-market meaning"
Come on! Jesus tossed the merchants out of the temple. The Sermon on the Mount was not on Supply Side economics.
"4.Utilize Powerful Conservative Terms: using powerful new conservative terms as they develop;] defective translations use the word "comrade" three times as often as "volunteer"; similarly, updating words which have a change in meaning, such as "word", "peace", and "miracle". "
Nope, I really don't think "peace" and "miracle" have really changed their meaning.
"2.Not Emasculated: avoiding unisex, "gender inclusive" language, and other modern emasculation of Christianity"
That's right, the bible was secretly written just for men.
I'm gonna slinky off and do something subversive and liberal, maybe go read "Huckleberry Finn"