oh lord won't ya buy me a mercedes bienz
i should listen to these country songs so i can join in next time they play them at the carlisle diner. they sound like winners:
-Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?
-All My Exes Live In Texas
-At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
-Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
-I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
-Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
-I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
-I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
-My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
-I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car
-You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
-I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
-They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out.
- Welcome to Dumpsville, Population Me
-You've Got Sawdust On The Floor Of Your Heart
-Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?
-All My Exes Live In Texas
-At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
-Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
-I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
-Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
-I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
-I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
-My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
-I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car
-You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
-I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
-They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out.
- Welcome to Dumpsville, Population Me
-You've Got Sawdust On The Floor Of Your Heart