Dec 17, 2009 18:33
Leo: "Baby, I'm hungry...where are we going to eat?"
Me: "We could go to Cici's Pizza...nah...neither one of us needs to be eating 'all we can eat.'"
Leo: "Are you saying I'm fat!?!?!?!?!"
Me: *cough* "I'm saying that we could BOTH afford to lose a few pounds."
Leo: *long pause* "I'm not hungry."
(this conversation was paraphrased but the last line....TOTALLY true.)