It's come to this.
Hey look everyone, I've decided to update. Please try not to point and luagh at me as my self-esteem can't take it and I'd probably literally keel over and curl into a ball and DIE. That's right DIE. Then when you were eating dinner that night with your family and your wife asks you to pass the mashed potatoes you'd have to tell her that you can't, becuase you killed Mike Bastian. Then you'd have one of those scenes from the movies where you look at yourself in the mirror and see me staring back at you. Then your friends and co-workers would shun you until you realize that no one likes you and decide the only solution is to be emo and update your lj, and once you do everyone will luagh at you.
Should I have updated? I argue that I should not have.
Should I have updated? I argue that I should not have.