HI EVRYODY!!!
im updatin my journal just for erica!!!
yeah, heres some jokes for yall, hope ou like em!
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin
Laden found a
bottle
on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie
rose from the
bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you
one wish?"
"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you
know who I am? I
don't need any common woman giving me anything"
barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a
wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the
impertinence of the
woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with
three white women in
my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with
you!"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.
The next morning
Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
Harding, and
Hillary
Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and
he had no health
insurance.
hehe, HIlarious!
A woman was having a passionate affair with an
> > > > inspector from a
> > > > pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying
> > > > on in the bedroom
> > > > together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
> > > > "Quick," said the
> > > > woman to her lover, "into the closet!", and she pushed
> > > > him in the closet
> > > > stark naked.
> > > > The husband, however, became suspicious and after a
> > > > search of the
> > > > bedroom discovered the man in the closet. "Who are
> > > > you?" he asked him.
> > > > "I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the
> > > > exterminator.
> > > > "What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.
> > > > "I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of
> > > > moths," the man
> > > > replied.
> > > > "And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
> > > > The man looked down at himself and said, "Those little
> > > > bastards."
despite the fact that the woman and exterminator will both burn in hell, the joke was kinda funny!
oh well, its time for me to.....uhh...sit here some more!
yeah, heres some jokes for yall, hope ou like em!
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin
Laden found a
bottle
on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie
rose from the
bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you
one wish?"
"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you
know who I am? I
don't need any common woman giving me anything"
barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a
wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the
impertinence of the
woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with
three white women in
my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with
you!"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.
The next morning
Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
Harding, and
Hillary
Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and
he had no health
insurance.
hehe, HIlarious!
A woman was having a passionate affair with an
> > > > inspector from a
> > > > pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying
> > > > on in the bedroom
> > > > together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
> > > > "Quick," said the
> > > > woman to her lover, "into the closet!", and she pushed
> > > > him in the closet
> > > > stark naked.
> > > > The husband, however, became suspicious and after a
> > > > search of the
> > > > bedroom discovered the man in the closet. "Who are
> > > > you?" he asked him.
> > > > "I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the
> > > > exterminator.
> > > > "What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.
> > > > "I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of
> > > > moths," the man
> > > > replied.
> > > > "And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
> > > > The man looked down at himself and said, "Those little
> > > > bastards."
despite the fact that the woman and exterminator will both burn in hell, the joke was kinda funny!
oh well, its time for me to.....uhh...sit here some more!