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[radicledward888]

sexiest song ever!

my name is cloud
i have a sword
i fight cactuars
because im bored
i like to ride
on chocobos
its better than
having afros
and when i go
into an inn
15 seconds
its day again
and i will use
a phoenix down
so when i die
i will not frown
because i am cloud
my hair defys
all gravity
and i cant have too many potions
or i might get cavitys!
if i cant slice you
then thats ok
ill use my magic
anyway
and i will defeat
that sephiroth
because hes not
david lee roth