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so i am sitting here, studying for my exam tomorrow. totally minding my own business. and that is totally just fine!
and something catches my eye... a movement!
back story time... weeks ago i was at cams house very late. and there was this wildly crazy bug that dashed across the wall. it was not just any bug. it looked like a cross between an alien and a deep sea creature. we were mortified! immediate killing happened!!
so, back to the movement... OMG one of those wild scary sea creature alien bugs! i grabbed my fantastik with bleach and went to town on that muthafuckah. he done be the cleanest, also, deadest bug ever now. oh but wait... the tale ends not.
after casting his newly bleached (and afterwards CHOPPED IN HALF) body away (aka out my goddamn window) i heard something. it sounded as though something fell on a paper beside my tv, which is right below my window.
OH MY JESUS IT WAS ANOTHER. i guess it needs not be said that wild bleaching ensued. he done be dead. and my window done be the MOST closed it's been all summer (oh right, that means all the way!).
has an intergalactic invasion started!? have i suddenly been relocated to living under the sea?! what the goddamn hell is going on here!?
on a side note, i cannot stop listening to Holy Hail.
and something catches my eye... a movement!
back story time... weeks ago i was at cams house very late. and there was this wildly crazy bug that dashed across the wall. it was not just any bug. it looked like a cross between an alien and a deep sea creature. we were mortified! immediate killing happened!!
so, back to the movement... OMG one of those wild scary sea creature alien bugs! i grabbed my fantastik with bleach and went to town on that muthafuckah. he done be the cleanest, also, deadest bug ever now. oh but wait... the tale ends not.
after casting his newly bleached (and afterwards CHOPPED IN HALF) body away (aka out my goddamn window) i heard something. it sounded as though something fell on a paper beside my tv, which is right below my window.
OH MY JESUS IT WAS ANOTHER. i guess it needs not be said that wild bleaching ensued. he done be dead. and my window done be the MOST closed it's been all summer (oh right, that means all the way!).
has an intergalactic invasion started!? have i suddenly been relocated to living under the sea?! what the goddamn hell is going on here!?
on a side note, i cannot stop listening to Holy Hail.