Cuz I'm bored and like to rant...
1. Would all of you bastards stop pushing me around? Seriously. Enough already. Most people know that generally I don't have an opinion about much of anything. I just can't be bothered with arguing, not cuz I can't defend myself, but just because the quicker I agree the less I have to hear you all blather on about everything. Those sparkling few instances where I DO have an opinion or let you know I'm annoyed or I don't wanna go along with your plans don't get all pissed off and butthurt. (You can try bribing me, however.)
YOU. You're an evil fucking prat if you really thought I was just gonna take that lying down and wasn't gonna say anything. We're not in fucking highschool anymore. Contrary to what you might think, you're NOT the smartest, you DON'T know everything, you're NOT always right (we just don't bother telling you that because we know its pointless) (also those last few lines might sound redundant, lol) and you're NO better than me or the rest of your friends so stop acting like it.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're NOT the SHIT, okay? The sooner you get that through your head the sooner we stop saying what a bitch you are most of the time sometimes behind your back.
2. Stop loitering around in the background when I'm washing dishes. GTFO my space.
3. Hey, guess what? I don't give a flying FUCK about your stoopid pets/boyfriends/girlfriends. I don't care. No, really. I don't. Stop telling me every little thing they do. Stop sending/showing me pictures. Stop telling me how cute they look when BLAH BLAH BLAH. I DON'T care. ...Well, there are only a few people that I don't mind it from sometimes. Guess who?
4. See this? This whole ranty thingy? THIS is what happens when I get woken out of a dead sleep or I get no sleep at all. Its not your faults. How can I expect you to know when I'm sleeping or haven't gotten any sleep? I can't expect that from anyone. If I do however tell you one or the other don't huff and puff or get all butthurt. You see, humans need sleep to function. I can't drive you bastards around or sit through your adventure stories or what have you while I'm nodding off can I? No. So, please, spare a thought for me.
5. I hate sharing. I really do. Especially sweets. Most people know this. If I share with you, I like you. Seriously. We're cool. Forever, probably, lol. Please to be asking and not taking though. This is the point in the rant where the Mountain Dew takes over.
6. What's with everyone and putting song lyrics in their status updates on Facebook? I usually don't mind it, but YOU, dear girl, have been putting up The Beatles lyrics ever since The Beatles Rock Band came out in September. If its just a line or something fine, but when you put up VERSES UPON VERSES don't be surprised when I respond with "TL;DR." And learn some goddamn internet abbreviations, will ya? I'm tired of explaining everything.
7. I think I'm in love with G-Dragon and T.O.P. of BIGBANG. Taeyang's not so bad either, lol. Also, Nicole from KARA? Seriously. That girl is HOT. Plus she's always doing that butt dance and it just hypnotizes you. She's just asking for it by shaking her ass in your face like that. Creepy LOLOLOLOL. CL from 2NE1 and Amber (who makes a really sexy guy OR a smokin' hot chick. Yes, she's the one that looks like a boy) from f(x) ain't bad either. Yes, I'm on a SERIOUS Kpop kick. I joined omonatheydidnt (the Korean version of aramatheydidnt and ohnotheydidnt).
8. Just saw the most recent pic of Dir en grey. God, all five of them are lookin' reeeeeal good, lol.
9. Those last two aren't rants, but I always get so distracted. LOL.
10. Been on a Monty Python kick lately. Been watching the documentary they've been showing all week on IFC, Flying Circus, Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl, and watched The Holy Grail last night. Tonight they're showing the Life of Brian. You see, these would all be easier to watch if a certain father person would take the damn block off the fucking channels. Seriously, you're blocking ALL the channels because of pr0n that comes on mainly on weekends at 4am. Just block the porno. Don't block all the damn channels. Fuck, I shouldn't have to ask you permission to watch The Science of Sleep and Madagascar 2. I'm 20.
*SIGH* That's all for now, I guess. G'bye!
YOU. You're an evil fucking prat if you really thought I was just gonna take that lying down and wasn't gonna say anything. We're not in fucking highschool anymore. Contrary to what you might think, you're NOT the smartest, you DON'T know everything, you're NOT always right (we just don't bother telling you that because we know its pointless) (also those last few lines might sound redundant, lol) and you're NO better than me or the rest of your friends so stop acting like it.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're NOT the SHIT, okay? The sooner you get that through your head the sooner we stop saying what a bitch you are most of the time sometimes behind your back.
2. Stop loitering around in the background when I'm washing dishes. GTFO my space.
3. Hey, guess what? I don't give a flying FUCK about your stoopid pets/boyfriends/girlfriends. I don't care. No, really. I don't. Stop telling me every little thing they do. Stop sending/showing me pictures. Stop telling me how cute they look when BLAH BLAH BLAH. I DON'T care. ...Well, there are only a few people that I don't mind it from sometimes. Guess who?
4. See this? This whole ranty thingy? THIS is what happens when I get woken out of a dead sleep or I get no sleep at all. Its not your faults. How can I expect you to know when I'm sleeping or haven't gotten any sleep? I can't expect that from anyone. If I do however tell you one or the other don't huff and puff or get all butthurt. You see, humans need sleep to function. I can't drive you bastards around or sit through your adventure stories or what have you while I'm nodding off can I? No. So, please, spare a thought for me.
5. I hate sharing. I really do. Especially sweets. Most people know this. If I share with you, I like you. Seriously. We're cool. Forever, probably, lol. Please to be asking and not taking though. This is the point in the rant where the Mountain Dew takes over.
6. What's with everyone and putting song lyrics in their status updates on Facebook? I usually don't mind it, but YOU, dear girl, have been putting up The Beatles lyrics ever since The Beatles Rock Band came out in September. If its just a line or something fine, but when you put up VERSES UPON VERSES don't be surprised when I respond with "TL;DR." And learn some goddamn internet abbreviations, will ya? I'm tired of explaining everything.
7. I think I'm in love with G-Dragon and T.O.P. of BIGBANG. Taeyang's not so bad either, lol. Also, Nicole from KARA? Seriously. That girl is HOT. Plus she's always doing that butt dance and it just hypnotizes you. She's just asking for it by shaking her ass in your face like that. Creepy LOLOLOLOL. CL from 2NE1 and Amber (who makes a really sexy guy OR a smokin' hot chick. Yes, she's the one that looks like a boy) from f(x) ain't bad either. Yes, I'm on a SERIOUS Kpop kick. I joined omonatheydidnt (the Korean version of aramatheydidnt and ohnotheydidnt).
8. Just saw the most recent pic of Dir en grey. God, all five of them are lookin' reeeeeal good, lol.
9. Those last two aren't rants, but I always get so distracted. LOL.
10. Been on a Monty Python kick lately. Been watching the documentary they've been showing all week on IFC, Flying Circus, Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl, and watched The Holy Grail last night. Tonight they're showing the Life of Brian. You see, these would all be easier to watch if a certain father person would take the damn block off the fucking channels. Seriously, you're blocking ALL the channels because of pr0n that comes on mainly on weekends at 4am. Just block the porno. Don't block all the damn channels. Fuck, I shouldn't have to ask you permission to watch The Science of Sleep and Madagascar 2. I'm 20.
*SIGH* That's all for now, I guess. G'bye!