Melville 3.0;
This is actually supposed to be 3.0 ;___;
In the long gap between updates, Ophelia would like to remind you whom you are rooting for.
Ayla: What are you doing?
Ophelia: Dad is, oh my god, making out with mom right there!
Ayla: Get used to it. Grandma and Grandpa also like to have intercourse on the living room sofa *shrug*
Speaking of Grandma & Grandpa Melville ~♥ Still being cute!
I just want to point out that those fish have been alive and well since the beginning of this legacy ;] Longest living fish I have ever had in game!
Ophelia: So, as a man grows older, what exactly happens to his balls?
Coconut: I don't think we should be talking about this, young lady, but you see . . .
Ophelia: Ahoy there Grand Bag Lady!
I attempted to send Ophelia out on the town to find some prospective future spouses; however, when none turned up, she turned to rapping on the street corner for extra cash.
The cash was then used to test the fates of above!
Uh, Kacper? Are you here for Ayla?
Ophelia: That's okay! I don't need a man, anyhow *boogies*
But Ophelia can't just spawn children out of thin air - there aren't enough pesticides in her system just yet!
Ophelia: Oh great and powerful genie! How about you- oh wow, I love your jacket!
Finally, after several failed attempts at finding romance, we discover slyndsey's Joseph Swanson
Who is beyond adorable and most of all NOT BLONDE!
A date, in which Joseph bails due to the "late time" and Ophelia gets more cash, ensues.
Time for Cissy to grow up!
Complete clown of her mother, but pretty nonetheless :]
A family that rocks together . . . is embarrassed together ;___;
Ophelia: Joseph! I'd really appreciate it if you joined me for some heavy petting a date!
Not gonna lie, these two make it onto my list of favorite sim couples ~♥
Even if Joseph keeps bailing out of the date at only around 9 'o clock!
But now it is time to bid our founding couple adieu.
Instead of waiting for old age to claim my elders, I'm sending them off to sim "retirement". Au revoir, Coconut and Agatha!
Bea: And where do you think your going dressed like punk rock barbie, eh? >|
Ophelia: N-No where . . . *cough*
Nope, Joseph isn't sitting outside waiting for her in a limo. No ma'am.
Bea: And don't borrow my clothes without asking, got it?
Ophelia: *sigh* Yes, mother.
Ophelia: Foiled again, dammit.
Sorry, baby, but that card isn't for you.
The following night proves to be a success as Ophelia busts out of her "oppressive" home and sneaks off with Joseph.
Ayla then reminds Kacper which sister he's supposed to be dating.
I think she got her point across quite successfully!
SNOW DAY FUN DAY!
I think that is enough spam ~♥
Especially since its time for Ayla to join Narcissa in adulthood!
If Ophelia didn't exist, Ayla would have had heirdom in the bag.
To stake her adulthood claim, she calls up Kacper again.
Cissy: That's it! I'm never visiting you guys again! >|
Kacper: I think we should make out, babe.
And make out they did. {I may do a spare update for these two! :3}
And now for our heir . . .
Ophelia!!!
Joseph: You smell niiiice~
And further proof of Ophelia's heir potential? The way she stands is so adorable :3
Joseph: But why are we digging?
Ophelia: Don't you want to go on a vacation, Joseph? Shut up and keep digging.
Ophelia: WHERE ARE THOSE MAPS!?
Ophelia: Dad, this is Joseph. Joseph, this is my dad. If you two start any fights, I'll disown you both.
And you, Ophelia, shouldn't get yourself knocked up before your married and right before you guys are going on vacation! >|
Ophelia: *hurk*
Damn family sims, arg!
Joseph: Is Ophelia about to knock me out with her suitcase?
TBC