Essaiah Essex's Asylum Challenge - part 2;
Fernando: Ai yi yi, this little boy cannot seriously be moving in on my woman. I claimed her. Yes I did. I saw her on the lot first. Mine!
Fernando: Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Rae: Oh my! *giggle*
Rae: Well, he sure moves fast. Maybe I should have stuck with him :\
As you can see, ACR really made a connection with the patients on their first day. It was an immediate attraction to the crazy in their minds.
Our dear doctor, Essaiah, has found that a good connection is the way to solving the patients' mental problems.
Violet: I don't wanna be a chicken. I don't wanna be a duck. So kiss my. . .
Bruce: chick bad, my chick hood
Essaiah, regaining possession of his lips, sets off to find a job that'll help him navigate these tricky waters a bit better - the Adventure track!
Essaiah: You guys look crazy! HAHAHAHAHA!
This is the man sim they have left in charge of 7 mentally ill patients?
Essaiah: *continues to boogie*
Kurt: *dislocates a jaw*
Milk > Bologna sandwiches!
Fernando works on his ~art of seduction~ for further seducing of Ms. Rae Koehl.
Fernando: She is a classy misses that deserves classy violin music!
Violet: How about a game of baseball?
Fernando: I do not handle balls, Ms. Biddle. Pardon.
Kurt's bowel movements are a popular attraction at the Asylum. With just a stereo, a violin, and their bodies to keep them entertained, they clearly need other activities.
Essaiah: Mmmph!
Essaiah prefers entertainment via the body.
Bruce: I need a bath.
Violet: Shove it, Bruce, I'm busy here!
The battle for a bed - day one - has begun! Bruce staked out the double bed before he was actually ready for sleep. Violet, Kurt, and Essaiah round up the upstairs bedroom.
Fernando lands the last cushioned service downstairs . . .
Zoe: Washing dishes at 3am is very therapeutic!
What's not therapeutic is having to sleep in a wooden chair or a nice slice of floor.
Fernando: Do not worry, my love, I shall revive you with macaroni & cheese ~♥
The kitchen seems to be a hot spot for sleeping. Way to pick the second smallest room in the house, guys!
Essaiah found Regina the next morning. That is the downside to dating a mental patient, Essaiah.
But not to fear! The smell of deteriorating cereal in the dining room revived her just fine!
As Essaiah leaves for his first day of work, we ponder the question: How will the patients survive without him?