O'BRIEN 8.2
Guess who rolled Grilled Cheese? Come on, take a stab at it! The answer really is just staring at you out of the corner of his eye right now. That's right, Judah O'Brien had an unfortunate run in with the aspiration modifier and now has a craving to eat 200 grilled cheese sandwiches.
What is all this moonlight giggling on the balcony about?
Illusion: Did you ever think our grandson would be obsessed with toasted cheese between two slices of bread instead of the rock in our relationship, Kameron?
Zachary: Never! And you should have seen the look on his perfect face when I jabbed him in the chest this afternoon!
Illusion: Was it like the after-being-smacked face?
Zachary: Better!
Judah: Why, plumbob, why!
Judah: Why must I be in the Country's Messiest Home! The counters are just filthy and if I find one more rancid plate of leftovers I will promptly keel over and end my existence!
But look, Judah! Kameron is already taking care of the third floor bathroom! There is no need to kill oneself via household chemicals.
Olivia: Grandpa? Grandpa, I was about to crawl up into that bed and slumber. Kindly get your ass off of it, please. :]
Zachary: Yes, ma'am! D:
Kameron: How dare you flaunt your love in front of me, vile creatures!
Kameron: I will rip both of your hearts out in one swift movement! >[
Another LTW accomplished! I don't quite remember what he wanted to be next, but he'll probably go through all of the careers before the end of this legacy.
This elderly chap is here to present EPIC PICTURE time. He took a step out of Kameron's car and just stood there with the wind blowing through his hair and the camera angle was just perfection!
He also provides distraction, so that Kameron doesn't have to take on his duties of baby sitter.
Then again, none of the men in this trio seem all that keen on changing Cadence's diaper, do they? Seems Kameron drew the short straw.
Olivia: But I thought Juneau was a movie about a pregnant high school girl and the obnoxious soundtrack that went along with it! Who in the world has ever heard of Juneau, Alaska, anyway? Palin? Did you write my geography exam?
Judah: I know what you have done, Uncle Kameron, and I do not approve of your behavior! Now, unless you can assist me in finding where the local ladies like to hang out, please back away from my perfection!
Zachary: Who're you calling old, grandpa! Hmph! Just because I am sporting white hair and a beard, that does not make me old!
Zachary: Besides, I have Viagra for my problems! :D Praise the lord!
*ahem* Moving onward, I sent Judah & Juniper to the Music Hobby place in hopes of scoring them some booty dance contest awards;
Judah: So your in college, eh? Yeah, so am I. Junior, actually, going for my law degree. I'll be a big time lawyer in a few years, baby, and I know a whole new de-position we could try ;]
Juniper: Who's brilliant idea was it to go dancing? I hate dancing! And do you see the guys around here? Gross.
Hi, Zoey! Say hello to your, uh, whatever he is to you if you get a chance!
DANCE CONTEST TIME!
Judah: *forgets the steps* Who is she? Wow.
She is related to you by blood, dear, so put your eyes back into your head and close your mouth.
Judah: In your face, losers! That's right, I'm the winner and you are not! OWNED!
Creepy Teen: Break me off a piece of that winning gold!
Judah: Uh . . . do you hear someone calling my name? Mom! Yeah, I'll be right there! *runs*
Juniper: Since it didn't work out between you and my brother, how about you try batting for the other team and join me for some breakfast at IHOP?
He gave her a counter-offer to go with the breakfast that she would have been insane not to refuse, so the twins went running back home;
Kameron: Look at their bottled up anger! This is fantastic!
Juniper better watch out, she may be taken up as an apprentice!
Time for Cadence to jump into toddlerhood!
See the robotic excitement emanating from Juniper? Perhaps that is the look one gets on their faces when their left ear drum gets blown out from their twin brother blowing a horn into it.
Cadence pre- and post makeover! While her luscious locks were rather endearing, they just weren't appropriate for a toddler crawling about in dirt all day!
She is also quite the charmer, already. She already looses points for past heirship for being rather vile.
Kameron has picked up a new minion by the name of Olivia, the misunderstood little sister of the twins.
Judah: When your older, would you mind recommending all of your girl friends my way? I know your three and my aunt, but I need to start making connections. Get it into your head and all that.
The massage table gets the cobwebs swept off it, finally!
Juniper: I GOT AN A+, DAD! *smashes into forehead*
Juniper: You see that empty space right there? That's right, that means gold!
Finn: Yes! My daughter is a genius and it all thanks to reading her that Mark Twain novel when she was younger, I just know it! Or maybe it was reciting the multiplication tables to her in her sleep!
Olivia: Dad, dad! I don't fail at school, anymore! You can stop crying yourself to sleep now!
Olivia: Oh I love you, report card! *nuzzles*
Time for Olivia to join her siblings the realm of raging hormones!
Oh, and Cadence is going to jump through some hoops and become a teen, too! *cough*
There wasn't nearly enough Bailey in this update, so here is a picture to remind you of her beauty and blood flow.
Olivia pre-makeover . . .
and BAM! Olivia post-makeover ~♥
Oh yeah, and here is Cadence.
I leave you with a very informative look into the lives of the O'Brien's in a single photograph. As you can see, ACR likes to take advantage of my sims every second of the day.
TBC