O'BRIEN 7.3
Previously Zachary moved into the heir house to take over the heirship with his two alien spawn and Bailey [*coughHEIRcough*]. Phoenix and Isaiah met an early end when a glitched threatened to destroy the world. Every gay male in a hundred mile radius got a piece of Kameron. Let's get started!
Zachary: How do I tell my husband that his roll of extra loving will be making my hand my best friend until it's gone? D:
Illusion: I'm so getting laid in a few minutes! :D
Illusion: Zachy kicked me out of our room and there is no more lunch meat in the fridge :[ I'm ~hungryyy~!
Kameron made it to the top of the Adventure career path ;] It totally has the best outfits!
Then I sent the kids off to look for prospective dates;
Larkspur: Why hello there, my name is O'Brien. Larkspur O'Brien.
Kitty: Why are you blue?
Larkspur:I'm an alien, baby! ;]
Don't let that big ole grin fool you into thinking this little chat was going well. It wasn't. At all.
Creepy Townie: *breathes heavily behind the teenage girls*
Bailey: Let's do the best 15 of 20!
He kept queuing up wanting to greet all three of the kids and being generally pervy in his flasher coat D:
Linnea: Why is she actually indulging that freak? :\
Bailey has self-esteem issues and her womb is aching for the presence of children inhabiting it. She'll take any male attention at the moment, poor girl.
Kitty: How dare you try touching me, you alien perv! >[
Larkspur: D: I-I'm sorry!
Sadie: HAI GUYS! :D
OH YEAH, THEY PRETTY MUCH ALL HAVE /THE GRIN/!
Larkspur: I'm not touching youuu~
Kitty: Asshole, step off! >[
Larkspur has a bit of a jerk streak in him when it comes to the ~ladies~.
But girls like a bad boy, I suppose ;__;
This cutie booked it off the lot before I could have Linnea or Bailey go get his number :[
BRIDGETTE MAGNOLIA ~♥
Besides the cute walkbys that kept practically running off the lot as soon as they appeared, it was kind of a bust in the prospects.
Larkspur manages to find the one pedophile on the lot and begins discussing oil techniques when wooing the opposite sex; however, I don't think the creep-o was really thinking of the females whilst talking to our naive alien boy. *shudders*
This old guy was too fabulous not to include in the update!
Larkspur: Hey girl, if you don't want a piece of this, I can see a foxy lady right over there who does! ;]
Laurie: A date? With you? Uh, no.
Larkspur: Bitch, you don't know what your missing out on!
STRIKE 2!
Since Larkspur was failing so hard on his own, I thought we'd do this the old fashioned way.
. . . and got a BV townie :|
After Larkspur gave her a cute makeover, she promptly left, saying how no one was paying attention to her needs despite the the fact that she had only been there for one sim hour and was under the care of 'maxmotives' *headdesk*
Same with Linnea's boyfriend. I sense some alien discrimination occurring here :|
I wanted headshots for above the kids' beds in hopes that they'd be able to figure out which room/bed was their own to no avail. You may also be wondering why Larkspur seems to have gone human.
Both of them did, actually, and it really worried me for a moment. Then I realized that when I changed PT packages, I accidentally deleted the eye/skin files from my downloads folder ;x Whoops!
Illusion: What is this death contraption!? D: I want a sandwich!
Illusion: SANDWICH! D:
I finally discovered someone else who shares my boyfriend's odd eyebrows! Seriously, I have photo evidence that my boyfriend's eyebrows go in the opposite direction than most eyebrows tend to. It's hilarious! XD
While Larkspur was actually sort of working the pale, human appearance, I really didn't want to keep them human and thus worked out my problem.
Welcome back, alien twins! :D
Bailey: Girl, you would look /so/ good in a maternity dress! ;D Or just a baby on this hip here!
Bailey: Hey, Linnea, don't you think I'd look fantastic with a baby in my arms, like Madonna and Child? :D
Linnea: Does it look like I want to add fuel to your crazy fire? I need to pee, so get out with your psycho self!
Bailey: I think I read a fan fiction like this once . . .
No, they are not on holiday in some foreign land. They are just down the street at the new mahjong palace with asian theme to enjoy some lunch and date stalking!
Old man: *stage whispers* Who invited the alien to this game?
Linnea: Get ready to be schooled, old man!
This . . . this can't be good. The evil laugh is usually followed by Kameron doing something to annoy me :| Not even his little black underwear can distract me from the impending doom.
Illusion is upstairs sleeping . . . in a bed with Linnea :\ But where is Zachary?
Of course.
Don't think that trying to read your husband and your teenage daughter to sleep will make me forgive you for that little rendez vous downstairs, mister!
Now your just getting hornier than necessary, Kam! STOP THE MADNESS! The butler would just be making you teeter onto the desperate side of the cliff.
In the words of Ludo: "You're awful, I love you!"
Zachary would like to remind everyone how he became an early favorite in becoming heir and why the decision was made to just make all three siblings heirs for generation six.
Illusion: Could you two go flirt out in the hallway? I really need to use the bathroom :[
None of the boys get jealous of the fact that their spouse is off sleeping with the undead, distant relative whilst they are sleeping or at work.
This is just to document that not all walkbys are pretty pixels to admire D:
However, this one seems to have sparked Larkspur's interest ~♥
And even brought out his "GRIN OF GLEE", something his BV townie girlfriend failed to do.
♥
Larkspur wasted no time at all in inviting his new girlfriend inside and showing her around the sofa.
But when she stripped down to nothing, he opted for running to the game system in fear!
But it just turns out that he's all for the hard surface of a bench as opposed to the plush sofa. Must be an alien thing :|
Linnea: Bailey she's hotter than me, does she? I'm not the one going to be tied down to children or a man, baby. Bring on the boys - all of them!
Kameron: Oh no, they've begun to sparkle D: Why did they have to do it right next to me? Oh god, I'm trapped!
Larkspur is such a pretty, sparkly alien, aren't you? Aren't you? *coos*
Larkspur: :DD
Presenting Bailey, Larkspur, and Linnea O'Brien!
And our generation seven heir by default, Bailey! :D
Larkspur: Those boots look fantastic with those shorts, dear sister. And that shirt accentuates your curves beautifully!
Bailey: Linnea, you do know that you and our brother have the creepiest relationship in existence, right? D:
Linnea: I don't know what you mean, Bailey. I'm offended that you would think we share something more than just a family-friendly bond! :O
Larkspur: *is inappropriate*
Guess who plumped up this time? Yeah, that's karma, Zach, for cheating on your husband again.
I had invited the BV townies to spend a few days at the house, but they didn't show up until after the teens grew into adults, so see you never, guys!
Bye, guys! May you forever exist as attractive walk bys for the next few generations!
And may you two burn in hell for needing so much attention from anything that moves! D:
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Check out how all seven of generation seven turned out here!
TBC