O'BRIEN 7.1
The house was getting mighty crowded with all of the new babies crawling about, which meant it was finally time for Kaleb and Zachary to branch out on their own and begin populating another corner of the neighborhood with their significant others. You will be seeing them both in the spare update later on this week ♥
Meanwhile, Liam continues to be devilishly cute with all of his freckles!
His sex education also starts at the tender age of 3. He needs to build up his tolerance to gay men making out if he is to survive in the O'Brien household for very long, so this way seems to work out well.
Kameron: Remind me again why I thought hiking was a good idea?
radiationpoison: Your an evil warlock, dear, your supposed to zap the poison ivy before walking through it.
Liam: SLEEPY SLEEPY SLEEPY!
Shawn the Butler: NAPPY NAPPY NAPPY
Usually Shawn is so competent when it comes to childcare, but I think he's slipping.
Zoey: OMG! WITH ALL OF THOSE HOT DOGS AT WORK TODAY, I JUST KNEW THAT I HAD TO CALL YOU UP AS SOON AS I GOT HOME, VINNIE, SWEETIE! :O SO GET OVER HERE NOW!
Kameron likes to harass everyone's work friends, especially since they spend 90% of the time they torment him by following him throughout the house.
Vincent is big on the physical exercise these days. What better way to finish off a night of passionate love making then with jump roping?
This is what I'm blaming on breaking the stairs! Look how many people are using them at one time! That is just a bit much, guys!
At least, Kameron had a reason for going upstairs besides sexual desires!
But, since those weren't exactly being addressed for the poor warlock, I sent him out to the local market to scope out some fresh meat for later generations;
Instead, he found Berje, his undead manslavemaid!
They then proceeded to be cute without the aid of ACR. This was all anonymous!
Mrawr~
The foxy dark elf presented Kameron with a present; however, I think it was just a trick to get Kameron into thinking about a date, because the vampire fled the sunlight and our elf here moved in for the kill.
Or, at least, attempted to.
Poor lad, he got absolutely no where with Kameron, but his genes may just have to be used for next generation, I believe.
Back at home;
Liam begins to lose some of his cute >[
While Zoey manages to soak it all up like a human sponge! ♥
Zoey: I have a small complaint . . .
Zoey: Why do we have cribs if no one puts the children in them?
radiationpoison: Why don't you put Liam in his crib, then?
Zoey: He is already asleep, though! I don't wish to wake him!
Kameron's new work attire ;D
Work friend: You make me wet and slick like a seal, Ms. O'Brien! *swoon*
The husband's away, the boy will . . . attempt to play *headdesk*
Isaiah! Bad! ;;____;; what is wrong with these boys!?
Let's take a break from the infidelity to enjoy an innocent birthday party, shall we?
Phoenix: So how do you think their staying up?
Isaiah: Velcro, clearly.
Phoenix: But I don't have any velcro . . .
Isaiah: Magic.
Phoenix: Of course!
Sadie: I hope these idiots don't bring us to the cake again in the future . . .
Sophie: Seriously.
I DEMAND A GENETIC REFUND! D:
He has black hair, so he won't be reproducing in this legacy, but he is just too pretty to go to waste!
So 1 . . .
2 . . .
3!
Zoey admirer without his scuba gear: I hear something peculiar . . .
Zoey admirer without his scuba gear: OMG! ITS SEX! MY POOR VIRGIN EARS!
WHAM, BAM, THANK YOU, MA'AM!
Yeah, that's right, he promptly left right after his ~glorious evening~ was done with.
Zoey: He doesn't realize that I'm the one who used him, though! *smirks*
Zoey: Off the couch. Now.
Zoey Admirer: Yes, ma'am.
She just wanted the room all to herself so that she could geek out over some video games.
I . . . I broke down and got a stereo D:
Shoot me now!
~sexy!~
BABIES, NOW, PLEASE!
The next male heir I have, she is /so/ spawning the offspring!
I guess he heard that Phoenix lives with the Zoey O'Brien.
Too bad she doesn't sleep with other co-workers besides her own.
Phoenix: I fail as a parent! My own daughter can't even hold her own baby! :[
Liam: *holds on for dear life*
Two photographers and no one is taking any photographs?! What is wrong with this picture!?
PICTURE TIM- stop making goofy faces, young man!
Liam: Hey thar! *wink*
Liam: *breathes heavily*
Liam: *smiles*
PERFECT, THANK YOU!
4 Adults + 1 Butler
You'd think one of them would realize what the cribs were used for.
I THINK THIS IS MY FIRST BATHROOM SMUSTLE! :DD
Usually it is wise to actually psychically touch the person you are swinging about. Are sims exempt from this rule?
See? His training as a toddler has successfully worked. He is completely immune to the romance before his eyes.
Why did I let Kameron, who has max'd everything, have the first glass of eggplant juice?
Because he is the one who made the eggplants flourish and he is wearing a safari outfit.
Three guesses as to who wasn't home . . .
If one of those guesses was Isaiah, you'd be correct.
*LOVES*
[I think she is one of the new founders at pixel_trade.]
WHAT THE HELL!?
Isaiah brought this man home and immediately tried raping him right there on the side walk. Whenever Isaiah and Phoenix are at home at the same time, they are attached at the . . . well, you know, but as soon as one of them is gone, their eager to jump on the next warm blooded male!
DENIED.
BAD ISAIAH! >[
Things aren't seeming to get much better for him, either.
Isaiah: Since when have you had boobs?
Zoey: Since I was born a female, dad.
Isaiah: F-Female? D: I don't know what to do with girls!
*headdesk*
ISAIAH O'BRIEN, YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!
Isaiah: B-But my husband isn't home yet and I need l-love D:
[Phoenix is finally home!!]
Oh look, Vincent happened to stroll by the same time that his son, Liam, is getting off the bus! Let's watch and see what happens!
Liam: Daddy? Is that you?! :D
Liam: Hi! My name is Liam!
Vincent: Uh, hi there, I'm Vincent, I guess.
Ouch.
Vincent, although he looks all cute and cuddly, is actually kind of a horrid father/boyfriend. He doesn't want to get involved in the mess that is currently the O'Brien legacy.
Liam: Mommy! Daddy is a horrible, horrible man, mommy! *hugs*
Usually one would open up a can of whoop ass on said father for being such a sad excuse for a human being; however, Zoey isn't exactly winning mother of year awards here :[
Because, honestly, who needs the love of your children when you can be fit and beautiful!? :O
Zoey: You ready to become incompetent and have the children cling for dear life to our shoulders, Kameron?
Kameron: I'm a warlock, I'm holding mine up with magic.
*gulp*
I may just have to drag over one of Kaleb or Zachary's kids to take the role of heir if these two have any say in the matter D:
TBC