O'BRIEN 6.5
Well, you know how last update I said that Zoey would be the generation six heir? Yeah, I sort of lied. While Zoey will still be the only heir allowed to pop out children in the legacy house, both of her brothers, Kaleb and Zachary, will be joining her! I just couldn't part with either of them and I plan on finding them mates to move out with - which I rarely ever do with spares extra heir partners ;D
As you can tell, the three of them look thrilled to be living with each other well into their adult lives. Tears? Scowls? I don't see any of those here!
But who could Zoey being calling? She hardly has many friends besides Vincent that she would be able to vent her anger towards [or, perhaps, her enthrallment!].
Zachary: We're going on a vacation! :DD
[Could you have sent that smile packing?]
The trio managed to leave the house just in time, as Zoey's army of admirers were beginning to flock about her, hoping to get a little piece of the romance sim action. *shudder*
Welcome to O'Brien Retreat, their home away from home in Three Lakes [that took far too long to build and I'm still not happy with it]
And guess who I dragged along? VINCENT! :D
I figure, I might as well get him to donate his genes instead of waiting for the vacation to be over. Besides, he can help keep her distracted from Kaleb, who will soon find spends 99.9% of his time waiting to attack his sister with life threatening blows to the head . . .
but that's only after he shares a romantic, /picturesque/ kiss with his, uh, brother. D:
Zachary: Why do astronauts wear bullet-proof vests?
Kaleb: What?
Zachary: To protect themselves against shooting stars!
Kaleb: What the hell was that!? You call that a &#^%(*& astronaut joke?!
To prevent Kaleb from attacking Zachary, too, I put them to work to find me some treasure maps.
Zoey? She's finding her own treasure in the bedroom.
Zachary: Go ahead, bow down to me, the finder of things shiny and awesome!
Kaleb: What are you doing?
Zachary: Building a castle for my barbies to live in while their on vacation ^___^
Kaleb: . . . that's, uh, gay.
Kaleb: *tears in his eyes* Gosh, look how beautiful the water is when the sun makes it glitter!
You are no longer allowed to harass your brother on his sexuality >[
BECAUSE ITS TIME TO GO VISIT BIG FOOT! ;3
Zachary: Have you read New Moon, sir? I believe you could pass for one of the wolves. It could be, like, your big review!
Big Foot: You really think so!? OMG!
Or open up a new chapter for Maury to replace those paternity test shows. Vincent makes sure to swoop in and lavish his queen with kisses after the fight breaks up. Poor kid doesn't realize he's being used for that ginger hair, blue eyes, and the all important sex that is needed to steal it.
Zachary completely fits his Knowledge sim stereotype. He geeks out over anything remotely sci-fi related.
Kaleb: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH THAT HAG?!
Vincent: *is distracted by Zoey getting into a hammock* Do you think Big Foot would mind if we used his hammock for something other than relaxing?
Kaleb: UGH!
Kaleb: I could just flick this flaming marshmallow right into the back of her head and she wouldn't notice until she was engulfed in flames . . . but then there is that damn ginger, he's bound to inform her that her hair is frying off. *sigh*
Kaleb is just jealous that he didn't get the "OMG! BIG FOOT HUG!" first.
Zachary: Who said you could hug me?! :O I thought we were friends!
Back at the ranch retreat, I realize that taking just the boys out for a walk around town would be a better idea than all three.
Off to the Pancake Shack and Kaleb is already a hit with the locals!
However, he makes quick work of destroying any positive interaction by screaming at them. Such a charmer.
Zachary: I am not talking to you about that, Kaleb! Go away!
Kaleb: Suit yourself, brother, but if you ever need any tips on what pleases a guy, you know where to find me. I've had plenty of experience with the ladies, y'know ;D
No you haven't. Stop lying to your brother! D:
[LOG ROLL SPAM]
[END SPAM]
Why must my sims make me regret bringing them on vacation? I really need to find these two something to ~love~ when they get back home, maybe that will keep them from attacking one another.
See? ~Love~ puts a smile on your face. Slapping? Not so much.
Although, finding your sister in the state of love with her boyfriend, can wipe that smile right off one's face!
And then force you to stop on your brother's barbie castle! D:
Zachary: Could you please stop beating me up, Kaleb? I promise to stop shoving you if you stop slapping me, okay? :[
Kaleb: >[
Kaleb: >[
Zachary: I think that conversation went well! :]
Ever not want to deal with sim!drama? Turn on maxmotives and slap your sim down on a beach towel. Half a sim!day later, they should be fully baked!
Some more well done than others.
Lordy, I wish the O'Brien's lived in a neigherhood with beach front property, I would make Kaleb get a tan every day! *drool*
Zoey: Bastard got a better tan than me >[
Oh dear god, make it stop!
Kaleb: Are we leaving early because of me? :[
radiationpoison: Yes, yes we are. You'd better behave yourself, got it?
Kaleb: Y-Yes, ma'am :[
I end this update with Zachary being the first sim on the lot to be daring enough to try one of the outdoor showers. The showers that are meant to just cleanse one's outer shell from the sticky sand. I guess Zachy got a bit more sand under his shell and saw no reason to cause chaffing by walking back up to the house.
TBC BACK AT THE MAIN HOUSE NEXT UPDATE!