O'BRIEN 6.4
Welcome to the O'Brien update with no borders . . . LITERALLY! Does everyone like the no borders look or prefer the borders? It shaves off only about a second and it doesn't really add a whole lot of time to how long it takes to edit all the pictures, so it doesn't matter to me :3
Phoenix: I feel like there is someone watching me everywhere I go! It's like that little voice inside my head is getting stronger and I think the kids are turning against me! Do you see them back there? Plotting my death?
radiationpoison: Yes, reading while intoxicated does make me suspicious of their motives, Phoenix.
Phoenix: THEY'RE DRUNK, TOO!?
radiationpoison: Go to sleep, sweetie, just go to sleep.
Zoey: I think dad has been reading my diary, Zachy!
Zachary: Highly doubtful, since we hide our diaries in an invisible region of our back pockets.
Zoey: Then maybe it's that blond fellow in this household >[
Zachary: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WILL KEEP YOUR MIND OFF OF IT! :D
Zoey: OOF!
I swear, this is almost like pixellated porn for me, I just love little Zachary so much ~♥ and his geeky little glasses.
Jaiden being pulled forth from his lobster bake in the sauna - in his towel, no less - could only mean one thing
Kaleb has finally reached the tender age of childhood! You won't be seeing a whole lot of him as a child, but no worries, I make up for it in his teen years!
Zoey: I SWEAR TO GOD, EVERY TIME I SEE PEOPLE KISSING . . . I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!
Zachary: OMG! D: MY POOR VIRGIN EARS, STOP!
We pause to view the cute man with the beard, who I hope makes a casual walk by the house in a later generation!
Old love?
Meet new love!
The kids these days are really inspired by the Village People. The hard hats have become quite the turn on for young couples. Did you know that, eh?
No, I still have not gotten sick of the "brush teeth" interaction, because it only seems to attract Zachary and Phoenix!
Besides brushing his teeth, Zachary's other hobbies include sniffing the grass . . .
and being eaten alive by large masses of pillows and blankets!
I don't think he likes his bedroom very much. He always autonomously sleeps in Zoey's room, maybe he feels more comfortable with the feminine touches of yellows and grays?
Kameron: I really don't see why you two insist on stalking me, but then choose to sleep with each other. Really, Weldon didn't even hold out this long and he was scared shitless of Riley!
Isaiah: It's called commitment :]
Phoenix: And not getting your ass kicked! :D
Kaleb is still there, he is just kind of boring momentarily.
Lindsay: Finally, somewhere that the kids can't find me
Being a grandmother in a house full of testosterone is a trying job.
I would normally determine my favorites by whether or not they make this face.
Zachary made the face.
But he is already my favorite, but not going to be heir.
WHY OH WHY MUST HE BE WHAT I CALL A PERFECT HEIR NOMINATION!?
That is a highly inappropriate face to be making in front of your grandfather's genitalia, Zoey! D:
Cue the "awwwws", please.
*holds up the cue card, again*
Zachary: ZOE, LOOK! All you have to do is go "ARG" and throw on some glasses and your a shoe in! :D
Zoey: I have boobs, therefore I already am, brother dearest! ;]
♥ ♥ ♥
Zoey has learned how to be a voyeur. I am guessing this is due to the teachings of Jaiden, who does like to view a good boy on boy kiss from time to time.
He also enjoys taking a tumble in the hammock with his wife.
Kaleb: Grandpa, who do you think is going to get busted with Uncle Kameron first? Daddy Phoenix or Daddy Isaiah?
Jaiden: Isaiah, definitely.
Shaun the Butler: I'll bet you $5 it'll be the Phoenix boy.
RUN FOR THE HILLS! THE APOCOLYPSE IS COMING AND IT ISN'T AS PRETTY AS LILITH!
Phoenix: WHY MUST I FEEL LIKE SUCH A FAILURE!?
Phoenix is falling apart one day at a time and it's not from a lack of loving; he spends about half of his day in bed with Isaiah, so I don't know what his problem is.
Phoenix: I am speaking to you, Isaiah O'Brien! Don't you dare yawn in my face! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Isaiah clearly likes Phoenix for his body and not his brains.
Zoey: I think I'd be a shoe in for America's Next Top Model, don't you? I mean, I already have the "walking around in your underwear while at the house" thing down!
I just really love the private school uniforms default, okay?
Isaiah, on the other hand, finds them far too skimpy for his young, innocent, teenage daughter to be flouncing about in during the daylight hours. Either that or he is just upset that he is still wearing the hard hat and not getting promotions at work [I don't see why he isn't! He has all the skills + friends for it!!]
Let's see a short string of walk by's whose genes I want:
Especially blondie here, with his blonde hair and dark chocolate skintone!
KALEB GROWS UP!
Yeah, Kaleb grows up at just about the most inappropriate time on the face of the planet. I didn't even realize Kaleb was going to age up, and I had made it so both Lindsay and Jaiden would go at the same time, but OMG! D: My poor camera didn't even know who to hone in on first!
R.I.P. Jaiden & Lindsay O'Brien
Kaleb receives a make over suitable for a boy who's birthday was ruined by the death of his grandparents.
It is always rather fitting to his overwhelming case of anger.
But don't let his yelling and hollering fool you, Kaleb is quite the softie, especially since his Gwan-pa Jaiden died :[
Isaiah: I'm not too upset about my parents death, really. Lindsay took up so much of Kameron's time by attacking him and now he has more hours in the day in which to listen to me compliment him nonstop! :D
Kaleb: DADDD, YOUR HORRIBLE! D:
Phoenix: Cheer up, son! Just remember, I thought for awhile that your brother and sister were plotting my death, so it's reassuring that they were actually planning your grandparents death, isn't it? :D
Kaleb: Was that, uh, supposed to make me feel better? :[
Phoenix: YES! :D
Thankfully, the tension in that cheering up was broken by a good swoon and a whiff of spaghetti.
Isaiah: Now my daughter is moving in on him!? D:
Kaleb: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CRYING, BITCH!? ONLY I CAN CRY ABOUT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA!
Trying to admire the girl you just bitched at isn't the right way to go about things, dear. Besides, she already has Zachary as her right hand boy, there is no room in the duo.
Isaiah: OMG! KICKY BAG! I CAN'T WATCH!
Isaiah: DDD:
When you can't sleep, it is always advised to go watch a werewolf movie to help you out.
Zachary: ARGG! I WILL OVERCOME YE BROKEN TUB OF BAD PLUMBING!
Kaleb: :DD
Kameron is still trying to lure one of them into the dark side, one bedtime conversation at a time. Sadly, he isn't getting anywhere, despite him having 3 bolts with both of 'em.
:333
You would think the outgoing, romance sim would be the one bouncing about in her underwear in the early morning before the bus arrives; however, she'd rather read the health section and find out new ways of having the perfect, silky hair.
The tricks she learned in the Friday morning News Journal didn't impress dark chocolate here. Even the rose from the behind didn't impress him . . . and I even checked his sexuality, he's straight!
Kaleb isn't doing too well, either. He strutted out there to pose all /dark/ and /brooding/, only to have Zoey's friend walk away swiftly.
So Kaleb gave her the cold shoulder in return and shot down her flattery. He's too hardcore for that!
BUT NOT TOO HARDCORE FOR THE PLAYGROUND! >]
If you picture this as a moving picture that swivels about on your computer screen, it could become quite epic, like one of those scenes that has a dozen things going on at the same time, no? Yeah, maybe not quite that epic, I suppose.
Zoey + Zachary = BFFs
Zoey + Kaleb = Mortal Enemies
Zachary: Someone needs a tickleee~
Kaleb: I do not need a damn tickle! D<
Are you feeling the love in this reading room, right now?
I mean, I wish I had a brother or a sister to share a bond like this with!
Zachary: You need a tickle, don't you!? :DD
Zoey: *giggle*
Guess tickles don't really solve the underlying problems.
Zoey: 1 Kaleb: 0
Kaleb: I SAID I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR DAMN TICKLES, ASSWIPE!
But noogies? Oh, he sure does love to share a good noogie between siblings!
Zachary is by far more of a /hardcore/ fairy princess than I originally thought. He can hold his own against Kaleb without being reduced to a ball of tears like his sister and even have a smile on his face afterward.
Zoey vs. Kaleb comes to a tie and Zachary's ~fairy princess~ half blossoms about once more for an encore performance!
DDD:
PRESTO-CHANGE-O!
CUE THE IMPROMPTU PHOTO SHOOT
AND NOW GENERATION SIX IS:
5 | 8 | 9 | 3 | 1
Popularity | Become the Law
3 | 3 | 9 | 10 | 10
Knowledge | Become a Criminal Mastermind
5 | 3 | 9 | 3 | 7
Romance | Become a Celebrity Chef
The heir has already been chosen, since Zoey is the only female and the only brunette ;D But you will be seeing all three of them again in the next update, because I'm not through with playing Kaleb yet!
TBC