O'BRIEN 6.2
Kameron: I VANT TO EAT YOUR CHEERIOS! BLEH!
You can always tell what house in your neighborhood houses the vampire by the lack of windows on the front half of the house.
Zoey: WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET SOME FOOD AROUND HERE, HUH!? FEED ME!
Zoey: WHERE IS THAT DAMN, PALE BASTARD WITH MY SUSTENANCE! WE NEED A NEW BUTLER - ONE NOT SO BLONDE, DAMNIT!
Zachary: Why is my sister so violent? Um, pardon me, kind people. Food?
Zachary: SIR! I WANT FOOD, TOO!
Phoenix: Irk! You want me to have more of these?!
Round 145: Lindsay vs. Kameron
Phoenix: Run, Zachary, run!
Zachary: I'm going, I'm going!
The mood in this shot just seems to fitting. The breaking down and decay of the undefeated Kameron has been caused by the crusty old, Lindsay.
Phoenix: HOLY SHIT!
He means pop!
Kameron: CAPITALISM IS A LOAD OF CRAP! WE NEED A LEADER! SOMEONE WHO CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO AND WHAT TO MAKE AND HOW TO LIVE OUR LIVES! I COULD BE THAT LEADER, OF COURSE! EVERYONE LOVES ME!
Phoenix: THAT IS A LOAD OF CRAP, MR. KAMERON!
Ah, family bonding!
Here is a close-up of said family bonding :D Lovely, isn't it?
Jaiden: Have you seen my eye, mate? I think it dropped out over there, beneath the stairs!
Phoenix: Is he being serious? :\
Shouldn't you be cheering on your mom? Oh right, Kameron appeals to your other mind, sorry.
SUSHIIIII~
I wish these tiny, tasty morsels were as filling for sims as they are in real life, though.
I decided to send Kameron off to a community lot to find him a ~special~ person.
And by special, I do not mean Nawwaf's cute behind pulling pranks on the fountain.
I guess I should have given the sims more to do on this ~wedding~ lot.
Kameron: How lame is he! XD
After a little discussion on how ~hot~ Cerise Von Prism is . . .
the object of Kameron's affection outing arrived!
Kameron: Don't offend the goddess before she's turned me, punk! >[
A little bit of admiration goes a long way with these witches!
Because one swoon and their putty in your hands!
WARNING: You must be a dangerously hot vampire for this to work!
The Good Witch really wasn't our target, but we shall work with this.
Now my vampire really can sparkle! :DD
Good Witch: You can come visit my castle anytime, baby! <3
I just wanted to point out this foxy elder strolling by as our vampire fled for his life ♥
INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHT BUBBLE FOR KISSING YOUR HUSBAND!
I finally broke down and gave Kameron a dorm door to keep people out of his private quarters ;3
Admiring the "towel rack", Phoenix?
He then conveniently slipped out of his clothes and took a shower while Kameron was still there.
Nice hard hat! ;D
Phoenix: Plumbob, could you drop some food down here, please? D:
I forgot how great snow is ♥ I had it turned off from the lag before!
See how much better the darker shades look on our vampire? ;3
Lindsay: HOLY SHIT, WHY IS IT SO LOUD?! D:
Lindsay has forgotten that she arrives to work in a helicopter.
She brought home everyone's favorite S4 Downtownie, though!
Evil warlock? Check.
Evil spell target? Check.
One satisfied warlock? Double check.
Phoenix: I must look ~fabulous~ in case Kameron is watching me! D: What is that!?
Kameron: *glomps man!maid*
Phoenix: *lurks*
Kameron: Do you see him behind me? Do you? He is drooling!
Yes, he is drooling. Drooling over you, Kameron.
Jaiden: *starrrreeeees*
Are you beginning to get a sexuality change, Jaiden? D:
Could someone please put Zoey back into the house?!
Lindsay: What are you doing, asshole?! D<
Kameron: Casting a spell on your wrinkly ass. Nothing! ;D
Phoenix: I'd like to play you up and down, baby! ;DD YEAH!
The pregnancy hormones have really begun to go to Phoenix's head.
Phoenix: OHWAIT! SORRY, THAT WAS HUNGER PAINS, NOT ME BEING TURNED ON! SORRY!
Lindsay likes the view from down there, apparently.
Yes, that is Isaiah + Phoenix's bedroom, thanks.
Jaiden has begun to think his wife is conspiring against him with his own son. Life is scary, folks.
Zoey only gets along with her grandma now. The females need to stick together in the house of testosterone.
Kameron: I'm rather tired of my toys men dying on me . . .
Kameron: So how about joining the legions of the undead ;D
This time I think he's just drooling to drool, unfortunately.
Phoenix: W-What was that?! D:
It was the impending sound of another pop!
I don't even know how many greats Kameron is to Zachary;
but Lindsay and Kameron are the only two who really pay any attention to the twins.
Jaiden: If I get you prance about in your underwear, may I shove $1's in your g-string? :D
Remember how I had changed Isaiah's turn ons? Yeah, those clearly didn't stop the swooning.
LLAMA DRAWING! :D
Isaiah: I would love to play a symphony on you! ;D Mrawr~
Phoenix: Uh, I don't think so. I'm pregnant already, thanks.
Isaiah: SCREW YOU AND YOUR HORMONES, ASSHOLE! D<
Isaiah: MMPH!
Make up sex is apparently the best kind, y'know.
Phoenix knows that Isaiah is putty in his caramel hands~
Phoenix: I know your stalking me, Isaiah, would you please stop pretending to check out the pot holders?
Phoenix: DAMNIT, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!? THE POOR, INNOCENT, TOASTER STICKS!
My neighborhood spawned an Edward Cullen, minus the sparkle!
BIRTHDAY TIME!
PRE-MAKEOVER ~ like Zachary's pink pj's? ;D
Kameron has a new hobby of photography, if you couldn't tell before, but see the cute new portrait of the kids? :D
WHY MUST HE BE SO CUTE!? I NEED A FEMALE HAIR, WITH BROWN HAIR, NOT ANOTHER BOY WITH BLACK D:
Zoey is quite the little show off, but she's cute, too! ;3
In that butch, unflattering kind of way?
Jaiden: She really is conspiring against me, isn't she? She hasn't looked me in the eye for weeks!
Thank you, Darin. Please go back in your hole now.
Mmmm, filet mignon, anyone? ♥
Isaiah is still angry despite popular belief!
~Impromptu dinner shot~
Zachary: Do you think that Daddy Isaiah wanted Kameron to have his children?
Lindsay: Hush now! Eat your dinner!
Kameron sure can make an entrance, no wonder everyone is enamored with him
1. . . 2. . . 3. . .
SICKNESS! ;D
Lindsay does give me a good excuse to use Kameron's evil powers on.
Phoenix: Don't look behind me, Zach, otherwise you will be scarred for life by the sight of your naked father, 'kay?
Like how Zach is smoothly moving to the side there?
Zachary: Excuse me, dear father, but what ever is the matter?
Isaiah: What are you guys looking at?
A baby boy, black hair, brown eyes :\ I can't recall his name now.
Yeah, Zachary's face pretty much sums it up for me, too D:
TBC