"Is plastic alright?"
She looks rather strict, doesn't she? Watch out kids, she's having marital problems!
Dr. McsteamyMcCheaty
But once everyone has left for work [except Kameron, of course], Jackson turns up :\
He enjoys dancing in the kid's play room . . .
eating birthday cake . . .
and then eating the other birthday cake *headdesk* Go away, Jackson!
But I purchased a money making machine for Kameron's loft, so enjoy some spam!
He clearly finds too much enjoyment in illegal activities!
But at least he looks hot doing it, right?!
Thankfully Annalise only rang the doorbell . . . because no one let her in.
One of my self!sim's spawn reminded me that I need to visit their lot and fix those lashes D:
Lindsay: *is awesome*
I love you, Locksley! ♥
But Lindsay did bring home my other legacy's sperm donor for some nice eye candy ;D
Jaiden: Damnit, why couldn't I be the one wearing the space suit? :|
Isaiah brought home a cute girl from school who he assaulted with water balloons!
While Locksley . . . well, Locksley went and enjoyed some after school down time ;D
Isaiah: Hey! Hey, over here! :DD
Mallory: Your mom freaks me the hell out . . . I'm going inside |:
Walkby: Hi there! My name is Nawwaf! :D
Lindsay: Holy shit!
True facts, guys named Nawwaf can make you pop ;3
Riley: Remember boys, when your married to a beautiful girl one day, never take it up your anus while she's at work, 'kay? :D
Isaiah & Locksley: . . . D:
Meanwhile, in the bathroom, a little girl is slowly being surrounded by older men :\ creepy.
Locksley: So, does that make Grandpa Weldon an alien!?
Riley: No, that makes him an asshole D<
Although, these two are acting like aliens. Kameron is usually the only clean freak in the house!
Kameron: I-I . . . I have nothing left to clean D:
Locksley: *knocks Isaiah into the bushes*
Locksley clearly doesn't know his own strength ~♥
Chloe: WAIII DID YOU KILLLL ME!? DDD:
Riley: I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE YOU SLEPT WITH MY HUSBAND!
Riley: YOUR MY F---ING GRANDFATHER, YOU DISGUSTING PIG!
Weldon & Jaiden: Wooo girl your anger is stanking! D:
Isaiah: Why me!?! DD:
Poor Isaiah, Chloe clearly wants to kill off any competition for Locksley
Kameron: You are in my way! MOVE.
Kameron: W-Why won't she mooooove?
Weldon: There, there, honey, it's alright ♥
Isaiah: I'M TIRED. D<
radiationpoison: Then go to bed, there are more than enough beds. Find one.
Chloe: OOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA!
Isaiah: GREAT GRANDMA CHLOE! OMG! :O
*sigh*
Locksley found a bed . . .
Isaiah didn't.
Another episode of Jerry Springer was sprouting out of the dirt outside . . .
Kameron: HE WANTED IT MORE THAN I DID! YOUR BRINGING THIS ON YOURSELF, CHILD!
I'm beginning to loose faith in the intelligence of this family :\
Riley looses again, like usual.
Riley's coworker: You are so hot when your beating up women!
Chloe: I NEED MORE KIDS TO HARASS! ARRRG!
Kameron: *tries to ram the toy car into Riley*
Kameron: You stopped my vehicle, bitch! D< Step away from my zone!
Beating up your great granddaughter takes a lot of energy, apparently.
Riley: D-Did you see that boy in the hallway!? I wonder who his parents are!
radiationpoison: That would be your grandson, Riley :\
Riley's only a good grandmother to Locksley; Isaiah is like the unloved adopted boy.
See?
Locksley: I can't use this out here, omg! I could get fly aways from the wind!
Look how cute his little coat is~ ♥
Since Riley hates them both equally, they can enjoy their romance more frequently.
Pregnant women know how to ROCK!
radiationpoison: Stop being weird, bb. There is no one there.
Kameron: That Riley O'Brien is a piece of work, isn't she? Y'know, that dark haired girl walking around here . . . hello?
Lindsay: Your an asshole.
Lindsay: But god he's so hot!
Kameron: HELLO! I CAN SEE YOU SWOONING, DIPSHIT!
Poor little Isaiah almost missed the bus after he had finally found a bed ♥
POP!
AND ~SCENE~ . . . or, y'know, birth. Whatever.
Don't quote me on this, but welcome Tristan O'Brien!
Emily Von Prism approves;
why she's in the house is beyond me :\
Berje: You must be-
Lindsay: You better not assume a damn thing about me, mister maid! D<
Since Weldon was at work and I felt guilty for not giving Kameron enough love - Berje came over ;D
And the whoo hoo was apparently so good that it changed Berje's uniform from pink to white!
[Isn't it normally supposed to be the other way around?!]
Locksley is bringing home the cute little black haired girl now ;D
Locksley: HOLYSHIT MY LIFE SUCKS!
Uh huh. Who's the one sleeping on the hard floor and being scared by ghosts again?
Little girl: Hi the-
Locksley: BELCHHH!
Little girl: I'MOUTTAHERE!
To make up for not bringing home the same girl, Isaiah brings this cutie home ;3
Which completes are birthday party guests for the evening!
Great bit of red thar :x
Tristan [omg, I really don't know if thats his name!] is a cutie~
Isaiah O'Brien [I had written down their stats, but threw the paper away, with the name of their sibling and all that! D:]
Locksley O'Brien
Locksley & Taylor Swift the cute blonde [who got to age up, too!]
Isaiah & his original girlfriend ;3
Kameron O'Br- oh wait, you already know who he is! *cough*
[FAMILY COMPARISON TIME!]
I really have no idea where Isaiah got his looks from :\ He doesn't look like either of his parents. Perhaps some of Weldon was passed down . . . or something? *is confused*
TBC