O'BRIEN 5.0
Everyone is still pretty torn up over Carter's death;
but why is Kameron out in the daylight, you ask?
Jackson: Damnit.
Annalise: Dammmmnnn, where did he come from?
Annalise: And don't you dare tell me I can't have a slice of that! D<
Sorry Annalise, but you and Jackson lost by a landside and are going to go live in the family bin for awhile.
Jaiden: AND WHY THE HELL IS HE STILL HERE!? GET HIM THE FUCK OUT, NOW!
Actually, Jaiden, the entire family is leaving for your brand new abode!
The living room upstairs is later turned into two rooms, since I forgot Jaiden's bedroom :x
They pop into the house and what do I find them doing?
Jaiden: What? I wasn't just poking my asshole of a father. :|
RockCountry God here is working for your tips ;D
-STATS-
[PLEASURE] Become Professional Party Guest
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Weldon: I'll just wait here for him to get up ~♥
Weldon: Or I'll go tip my son's amazing guitar skills! :D Because I have short term memory and don't remember his asshattery.
Uh, hi Jaiden?
Sure, come on over, use our pool. Whatever.
Here was the welcome wagon. While I totally adore all three man meats, Jaiden likes females :\
Jaiden: I only got $25 D:
Don't worry, your just starting your country music track, you'll get more later, bb.
So to start the womb search, I sent him to the local coffee shop and got distracted by my other legacy heirs ♥
Evan: So, is it true about that reputation of yours?! :D
Cerise: Why don't you come on over to my place and I'll show you, bb. ;3
Evan: *is in love*
As are all men and women in Cerise's pressence
Cosmic Latte: YOU ARE THE WORST DAD ON EARTH! *slap*
In the rest of the room, we have the paid hooker who likes to entertain the elderly;
and the girl who just wants to sock her right in the face! :D
While Cerise is crying in a corner, Cosmic Latte swoops in to convert Evan to the straight side.
*shudder*
OH! There's Jaiden . . .
Jaiden: DON'T THINK I FORGOT YOU, ASSHOLE! D<
Jaiden: His being born on this earth is your fault DD<
Fighting with your father on public property? Classy.
And kicking his ass for all to see when he is a romance sim? Evil.
The violence on the lot continues on and on and on D:
Until Jaiden gets his Edward Cullen on and tries to serenade the pretty ladies~
and then she walked into the room ♥
Jaiden: You put your hands where!? D:
Yeah, just step away from Anna Nicole!
Because she has to go entertain another flab o' wrinkles *cringe*
Jaiden: :DDD
THANK YOU, ACR.
Someone isn't too happy to be returning back to the legacy house, it seems D:
WHAT THE HELL!? GET IN THE HOUSE!
I came back to the house to find him trying to commit suicide D:
Guess who Jaiden invited over not five minutes into returning home? ;D
I don't know why she agreed to move in though, the look on Jaiden's face and his weirdo mom would be two signs telling me 'NO'.
Everyone meet Lindsay!
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[FAMILY] Marry off 6 Children
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She isn't too fond of her new makeover, but oh well ;3
Jaiden: I can't get to my spot on the bed, but that's fine, because she's hot! :D
Jaiden & Lindsay: *makes babies*
[ENGAGEMENT SPAM]
And the whole time I was just thinking of how I need better male underwear :\
HAI GUYS! JUST INVITE YOURSELF ON IN AGAIN, WHY DONCHA! :|
I think she is becoming one of my favorite heir spouses with her expressions! :D
True love pays up
Lindsay: EW! Put that thing away, would you!? I can totally see your package D:
Jaiden: My wife is so awesome *sigh*
Jackson: YOU ARE SUCH A GOLD DIGGING WHORE! D<
Lindsay: WHAT!? D:
Asshole.
Lindsay: GET
Lindsay: OUT!!
This family is clearly very welcoming to new family members, aren't they?
And then there is a tree fire to top off the rage boiling within the house.
Annalise: Listen, I just came over here to tell you how hot you are sorry I am for . . . something D:
Kameron: Uh, alright?
Kameron was the first to actually use the reading nook! :D
Synchronized sibling mood swings!
From love, to happiness, to rage in 3 seconds!
Let's witness some of Jaiden's fail, shall we? *headdesk*
Don't get angry at me for your fail, jerk!
Riley: I'm going to kick his ass when he gets off the phone with my brother! D<
Riley: I'm going to kick his ass so hard! D<
FAIL x2
Guess who won . . . as usual. Kameron.
My faith was restored in my pretty Jaiden when he finally made the leap and got fit at the same time!
Still fighting.
Still sexxxing.
I'm pretty sure they were just abusing ACR though, because she was already pregnant :\
Weldon: *stalks*
Weldon: So when are you giving me grandkids? I'm pretty sure your mom will just die (hopefully)!
Riley: Why the hell did you ever make him immortal? D<
radiationpoison: To make your life hell, clearly.
No one cares anymore if Riley passes out in her food.
Seriously. They don't.
Jaiden: Good morning, honeyblossom! :D
Delicate little flower, indeed.
These two still hate eachother, lol.
Annalise is still pissed at someone in the house, she kicks over the trashcan and tries to steal their newspaper everyday :\
This just made be 'LOL'.
Jaiden: HACK, COUGH, HACK. Can't. HACK. Make it to work. COUGH.
Calling in sick = wedding in my world.
[WEDDING SPAM]
I keep forgetting that nightime shots always come out wonky, but it was lovely and raining.
Nice, Weldon, nice.
Lindsay: When did it start raining?
*headdesk*
My dream of finally having these two give in to their temptations still isn't coming true :\
One last shot of the outdoor wedding party of the couple being . . . loving.
Lindsay: Hope you don't mind having grandkids, dad :)
These two have no bolts.
And did I mention that she was in the military? Jaiden likes 'em stronger than him.
♥ nice walkby thur ♥
See?! She comes in, uses the pool, and then is an ungrateful little #%#%^!&#&! D<
So Kameron doesn't sparkle like a Cullen, but that sink sure does when he's done!
LOL.
No bolts, guys! NONE.
POP, POP!
Jaiden is proving to be a rather adorable pre-father figure already ♥
Uh yeah, I have no idea why Riley is always listening to her mp3 player in the background of almost every picture :\ BUT BABY TIME!
Jaiden: Remember your breathing . . . oh geeze, I need to remember my breathing D:
Both are boys ♥ Isaiah & Locksley O'Brien! :D
TBC
WARNING: LOADS OF PICTURES UNDER THE CUT!