[Second] - Don't Even Know

[radiant_will]

I'm sorry to keep dragging this on, but the next person to leave a message on this answering machine that involves any woman's… parts gets their face broken. It's like being in middle school again, except half the people I know are countries and we're all being forced to play house

Comments

[fuelefficient]

I think many of the people responding are around that age...

[radiant_will]

Guess you're right. It didn't occur to me how many kids there were here.

[fuelefficient]

The number is rather surprising.

[radiant_will]

Yeah, although talking about them like this makes me feel old. I'm only eighteen, so it's pretty surprising that they even have me "married" to someone here.

Speaking of, Japan is centuries old, but you don't look it. How does that work with you guys, anyway?

[fuelefficient]

Oh, many of us do not look our actual age. China-san is over 4000 years old and looks rather young. Our looks and health vary depending on prominent and economically healthy our country is.

And you have others, like Rome-san, who are dead but have the strength to still exist.

[radiant_will]

Makes sense. Is the population or size of the country represented somehow?

[fuelefficient]

I do not think so. China-san and I are generally the same size and I only have 128 million people while he has over a billion.

[radiant_will]

Well, learn something new.

…Oh, and before I forget. I was gonna ask, have you met other Japanese here in Mayfield? I've heard a few names over the phone that sound right, but I thought I'd ask for sure.

[fuelefficient]

Yes, definitely. It would not be a stretch to say that many of the people here are Japanese like yourself.

[radiant_will]

I'll have to find and talk to some of them, then.

[fuelefficient]

I would be happy to introduce you to some.

[radiant_will]

Sure, sounds good.