GAH! Clusterfuck!
1. This morning, very unusually, the Oyster woke me and the Feaster up at 6:30, and I didn't really get any more proper sleep after that. I am a walking ball of exhausted, irascible self-pity. Snarl.
2. The builders were meant to come at 10:00 to do the final snagging on our extension works (which began on 6 April 2009, I wish to note). Did they show up? Did they fuck.
3. At lunchtime I managed to superheat the dish in which I microwaved the peas, and burned my fingers when I went to pick it up. Ow. Ow. Ow.
ALL LEADING UP TO...
4. Just after lunch, I took my iPhone out of my pocket to phone the builder (again). The phone dropped from my INJURED FINGERS to the floor, whereupon THE SCREEN SHATTERED. Like, badly. It still works, but there are little holes in it, and shards sticking out here and there.
So now I need to get everyone out the door and into town to buy a new phone.
Gah! And also, bah!
niallm IS COMING HOME TOMORROW.
Please send a time machine so I can skip the next 24 hours.
2. The builders were meant to come at 10:00 to do the final snagging on our extension works (which began on 6 April 2009, I wish to note). Did they show up? Did they fuck.
3. At lunchtime I managed to superheat the dish in which I microwaved the peas, and burned my fingers when I went to pick it up. Ow. Ow. Ow.
ALL LEADING UP TO...
4. Just after lunch, I took my iPhone out of my pocket to phone the builder (again). The phone dropped from my INJURED FINGERS to the floor, whereupon THE SCREEN SHATTERED. Like, badly. It still works, but there are little holes in it, and shards sticking out here and there.
So now I need to get everyone out the door and into town to buy a new phone.
Gah! And also, bah!
niallm IS COMING HOME TOMORROW.
Please send a time machine so I can skip the next 24 hours.