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[radamof]

Marshmallows were on sale today at the supermarket, so of course I bought the big packet and of course I now feel horribly ill. I think because they're so fluffy they make your stomach feel all fluffy and bloated as well.

Can something be both fluffy and bloated? perhaps not, really.

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[crushtor]

Tears? I'll only cry some sort of amphibious drops of destructive idiocy! You think that my ethnicity is some sort of fashion statement? I didn't fight and die in the Great War for you to take my bell pepper obsession into contempt. I don't care much for your capsicum posery, if you were capsitrue™ you would consume it with novelty sized and grossly impractial cutlery! Correct yourself, beauchamp, or suffer my meaty wrath!