dead animal update

May 15, 2004 16:22

this was funny.
so i make these two lovely boys check out the "dead animal" situation in the back of my car. i'm sitting at a stop light when all of a sudden the boy in my backseat screams "holy shit its a dead rat" and THROWS it at me. i scream, let go of my brakes and jump on my friends lap and scratch him out of fear as my car proceeds into traffic!!! i realize that we are all gonna die, so i manage to put my car in park as 50 thousand cars honk at me. i'm freaking out when all of a sudden i'm let in on the joke... ITS A CAT TOY!!! its a mouse cat toy!!!!
damn it. that was a good one.
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