Supercuts is Superfun!
Just letting everyone know that the next time they want a haircut and decide "Hey, I think I'll go to Supercuts!", you can achieve the same look by using products found in your own home!
All you have to do is take any pair of scissors lying around your house, and begin wildly chopping at your hair! If you really want to replicate an authentic "Supercuts" look, here's a checklist for you!
1. Make sure that your bangs are completely fucking uneven. I mean this, it's very important. Bonus points if you have sideburns and those are uneven as well!
2. Shave bits and pieces of your remaining hair, leave other bits untouched, be creative!
3. Even if you want to keep your hair really long and just want to trim a bit, you still need to go completely wild with scissors and razors! From what I've experienced, most Supercuts employees will keep trimming at your hair until you basically look like you're going bald, and then they'll shorten it up a little more, so you look like a balding lesbian with no tits. (No tits part does not apply to females!)
4. Throw $16-$18 dollars in the trashcan! This simulates the feeling of paying an actual Supercuts employee.
It's as easy as that, a true Supercuts style haircut is only 4 steps away!
I'm really tempted to shave all the hair off my head and wear a hat for a month or so. I hate you, Supercuts.
All you have to do is take any pair of scissors lying around your house, and begin wildly chopping at your hair! If you really want to replicate an authentic "Supercuts" look, here's a checklist for you!
1. Make sure that your bangs are completely fucking uneven. I mean this, it's very important. Bonus points if you have sideburns and those are uneven as well!
2. Shave bits and pieces of your remaining hair, leave other bits untouched, be creative!
3. Even if you want to keep your hair really long and just want to trim a bit, you still need to go completely wild with scissors and razors! From what I've experienced, most Supercuts employees will keep trimming at your hair until you basically look like you're going bald, and then they'll shorten it up a little more, so you look like a balding lesbian with no tits. (No tits part does not apply to females!)
4. Throw $16-$18 dollars in the trashcan! This simulates the feeling of paying an actual Supercuts employee.
It's as easy as that, a true Supercuts style haircut is only 4 steps away!
I'm really tempted to shave all the hair off my head and wear a hat for a month or so. I hate you, Supercuts.